“…and also, if it’s not too much trouble could you bring some of those exquisite hazelnut chocolates you spoilt us with at your Christmas reception. They were excellente!”

Would definitely prefer someone living

And dancers
It’s a mixture of bullying and harassment through the medium of a cha cha cha

Sound advice. Unless your Greg Wallace.

Henrik Larsson somehow looks like Simon & Garfunkel

I think we’ve had 3. We get through them pretty sharpish these days.