Epiphanic Truth's semi-official hype-man.
He/him
Cricket.
Castle.
Dog.
Civilised way to spend a day, frankly.
Cricket.
Castle.
Dog.
Civilised way to spend a day, frankly.
Chick, Obatoyinbo, and (until he got sent off) Stevenson were class for Falcons.
Seb Atkinson though... ho boy, he's a special player. Surely England's future 12.
Chick, Obatoyinbo, and (until he got sent off) Stevenson were class for Falcons.
Seb Atkinson though... ho boy, he's a special player. Surely England's future 12.
7/20
7/20
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5/20
Fingers crossed they pass the taste test now.
Fingers crossed they pass the taste test now.
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Now I just have to wait bloody ages for them to cool off before I can see if they taste as incredible as they smell.
Now I just have to wait bloody ages for them to cool off before I can see if they taste as incredible as they smell.
If these biccies come out the oven half as perfect as this album, I'll be dead chuffed.
I'd prefer it if they tasted less seared, mind...
If these biccies come out the oven half as perfect as this album, I'll be dead chuffed.
I'd prefer it if they tasted less seared, mind...
1/20
1/20
(Image for everyone else who sees this. I know you know about Plopp already.)
(Image for everyone else who sees this. I know you know about Plopp already.)
Because sometimes "delicious" and "scrumptious" are only strong enough if you combine the two.
Moist, sweet, chewy, toasty and soft.
Because sometimes "delicious" and "scrumptious" are only strong enough if you combine the two.
Moist, sweet, chewy, toasty and soft.
I'm crediting Jo's bass playing for saving the day. Ta, Jo.
I'm crediting Jo's bass playing for saving the day. Ta, Jo.
...For Victory is the soundtrack for the actual bake. Still stunning. Jo Bench's grinding bass is absolute chef's-kiss tier on this one. Even by her standards.
...For Victory is the soundtrack for the actual bake. Still stunning. Jo Bench's grinding bass is absolute chef's-kiss tier on this one. Even by her standards.
If this biscuit was an album, it'd be Deconstruction by Devon Townsend Project.
It's crisp.
It's fantastic.
It's absolutely nuts.
If this biscuit was an album, it'd be Deconstruction by Devon Townsend Project.
It's crisp.
It's fantastic.
It's absolutely nuts.
I think this is safe, cos the batter needs to rest in the fridge for 2+ hours now. So there's less chance of me cranking the oven to 666° during Cenotaph.
I think this is safe, cos the batter needs to rest in the fridge for 2+ hours now. So there's less chance of me cranking the oven to 666° during Cenotaph.
This is why I Bake with Beethoven rather than do Recipes with Rotting Christ, or Cook with Cryptopsy. Cos those would lead to the results being either incinerated or smashed to pieces, respectively.
And ruining peanut butter is a cardinal sin, in my eyes.
This is why I Bake with Beethoven rather than do Recipes with Rotting Christ, or Cook with Cryptopsy. Cos those would lead to the results being either incinerated or smashed to pieces, respectively.
And ruining peanut butter is a cardinal sin, in my eyes.
If not, are they telling me to move onto the sloe gin instead?
If not, are they telling me to move onto the sloe gin instead?