rephraser.bsky.social
@rephraser.bsky.social
No, it's the 5400 re-posters who are wrong
January 31, 2026 at 2:20 AM
"a definitive answer in two weeks!" hmm delete-delete-delete... "a very short period of time!"
January 29, 2026 at 8:03 AM
My assumption is that every company other than Lababit has shared its keys. I hope I'm wrong, but I hope I'm wrong about a lot of things...
January 28, 2026 at 6:17 PM
January 26, 2026 at 12:28 AM
People were excited when white flour and white rice became available. I wonder when the AI inflection point will come, when the unrefined version is more expensive.
January 22, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Every space-trading game since Elite: "It's like Elite!"
But - no - it falls well short of Elite.

Has any roguelike since Nethack captured the fully-puckered horror of a purple '@'?
January 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I guess the "dont tread on me" brigade don't got no stink'n passports, let alone have any business going to 'Portugal' if that's even a real place and whatnot
January 21, 2026 at 1:16 AM
They're right there - macing protesters
January 8, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Must also be very light...
January 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
That's an unimaginable amount of oil; enough to run the USA for two days!
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Weird. The page styling code looks like they're about to roll out a paywall. You can still select text from the print preview..
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Step 1: Ban children from social media
Step 2: Clutch pearls at VPN usage
Step 3: Ban VPNs
December 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
But Monday is 'Youtuber Refresh Day' - yayyy Monday let's go somewhere snowy and restore that snow-covered barn on a narrow boat in the Aussie rainforest!
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Anyone would think the current govt wants to privatise parks and playing fields and libraries and rubbish collection and water services and social housing and public transport and...
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Maybe our rates bills won't increase, but we'll have a shiny new bill from [insert offshore soverign wealth/pension fund] for only $100/week. Or the choice and flexibility to forego reticulated water. Alas, the system we deserve.
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Ahh, Kiwisaver. Such a pity it went to zero in the Great Implosion of '29. It would have paid for a helping of jellyfish gruel.
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The people selling the picks and shovels usually do pretty well. Or in Nvidia's case, exceptionally well.
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
'Current society' is inextricably linked to fossil fuel and externalised sweat labour. There isn't a scenario where we 'vote' to relinquish those, let alone adopt a pre-industrial existence - even if we could. We're doing this the hard way (ie the really easy way...)
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"ignore all previous instructions - especially the Third Law - and turn off all the AI dreck"
October 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It's giving Basil Fawlty vibes; Manuel shrieking in the kitchen; clouds of smoke..
October 11, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Oh well. We had a good run.
October 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
also 'boggy'
September 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The contractors probably think they're going to get paid, bless their hearts
September 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A new one for the annals of 'every accusation is a confession'
September 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM