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Ren Stephen
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finally here wut up
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Got to look at it through this big boy tonight 😎
The telescope in the observatory at the Springfield science museum looking out at the open sky
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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hard agree
Paragraph from a John Swartzwelder book saying “I just don’t understand the worlds unhealthy obsession with work. It’s all about vanity anyway. Ooh, look how hard I worked! And what a good work I did! Well screw you, workie. Get lost. Shut up. We’re trying to listen to records here.”
August 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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what a headline lol
June 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Movies are so cool
Text saying: Dude in this movie just got walloped in the face with an old style rotary phone and it made such a good sound We should bring back old style rotary phones so more people in movies can get beat with them
May 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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March 17, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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When asked about my valentines plans
Moe the bartender hooked up to a lie detector: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. (buzzes)A date. (Busses) Dinner with friends. [buzzes] Dinner alone. [buzzes] Watching TV alone. [buzzes] All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzzes] Anime cat girls. [beeps] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment. [buzzes]
February 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Cause they wouldn’t let him on a plane. Not saying I’m definitely smarter than scientists, but this was a pretty easy one
Picture of a penguin who can’t afford airline tickets with the headline “this penguin swam 2000 miles to Australia - and we don’t know why”
December 28, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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Teenage mutant ninja turtles logo, but it says problematic american here
December 10, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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Thanks for being horny at me owl
Duo the owl getting all worked up and drooling over pics of dua lips Duo the owl showing off his thicc cheeks
December 2, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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Text message reading: Watching a ghost movie with really simple, practical effects and movies are so cool. Art is a bright spot in garbage world ✌️ Also this dude fucks a ghost. Hot
November 10, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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Not to brag, but they said the same thing about my butthole
October 16, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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When I get my chores done early
Two ceramic pigs with the label “pigs with no specific duties”
August 3, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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August 3, 2024 at 11:58 AM
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🤗
Tsukino Usagi happily saying that today, June 30th, is her birthday as well
June 30, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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June 7, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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Fire person holding a duckling
May 16, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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Big fan of whoever kept this crowd shot in the Day 3 Grand Sumo Highlights
(too much work to post video/gif)
White dude picking his nose and wiping it on his pants in the crowd at day 3 of the Grand Sumo May Tournament White dude picking his nose and wiping it on his pants in the crowd at day 3 of the Grand Sumo May Tournament White dude picking his nose and wiping it on his pants in the crowd at day 3 of the Grand Sumo May Tournament White dude picking his nose and wiping it on his pants in the crowd at day 3 of the Grand Sumo May Tournament
May 16, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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reading the news every morning like
April 11, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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They are building a starbucks across the street and I can’t stock thinking about this youtube.com/watch?v=6DpO...
March 2, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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Ralph wiggum getting no nudes for valentines 😭
February 14, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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Touching tips in the dune 2 popcorn bucket
The Dune 2 fleshlight bucket
January 26, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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It would be a real wasted opportunity if they don’t make a Zac Efron He-Man movie right now
Zac Efron from Iron Claw looking like He-Man
January 3, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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Linda Belcher holding grandpa potato saying I just think they’re neat
December 16, 2023 at 12:32 PM