still sobering up i barely remember eating a whole plate of chicken tenders to offset the alcohol . ily honey mustard + our extremely kind and patient servers. Life can be a whole lot of things if you make it so…

i LOVE! when character A is surrounded by a loving community and is also hopelessly in love with character B who objectively sucks and is a bitter resentful amoral slash of a person whose only redeeming quality is loving A back. and no one is angrier about this than B themselves 🥰🥰🥰

the important thing is i've never had more fun. insane

this tea fragrant as FUCK omg who needs candles

im girls. walked in and bought the new harvest blend tea immediately. don't ever get me and my wallet into scented candles

whenever this happens to me i feel embarrassed and then i remember this tweet and suddenly everything is ok. when i say i'm "little treat"-ing my way through life i mean having a different show or book to screech at in rage every couple months

like the LAST time i got into [shudders] superhero comics i latched onto loki in under 5 minutes and now you're telling me i get heart palpitations over a Bald Man 😔😔💔💔

OOOH i have kaleidoscope of death on my to read list already but im jotting the rest of these down as well... would be good to gain a horror tolerance And improve my chinese literacy at the same time嘿嘿 谢谢老师！！！！

this is also great to know omfg i feel like if i read too much spooky stuff at night and get immersed i’ll lie awake staring at the ceiling. fun ways to multitask while doing chores!

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the number of natural blond celebs who’ve dyed their hair red is crazy too btw. like… emma stone???? AMY ADAMS???

need to set IT as a goalpost or something for my horror tolerance level