hannie.louise
@rennenrennen.bsky.social
Boyfriend’s mum just said she can’t watch women play football because she doesn’t like how much they “carry on like the men.” Well they’re winning Triss so that’s just stupid.
August 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Boyfriend’s mum just said she can’t watch women play football because she doesn’t like how much they “carry on like the men.” Well they’re winning Triss so that’s just stupid.
People that let their dogs out to bark for 40 minutes at 23:00 should be publicly shot.
August 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
People that let their dogs out to bark for 40 minutes at 23:00 should be publicly shot.
Cool, my four year old found the harmonica.
July 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Cool, my four year old found the harmonica.
Children are annoying.
July 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Children are annoying.
“Mummy why is the bathroom the beach?”
July 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
“Mummy why is the bathroom the beach?”
There’s nothing quite like the camaraderie of a paeds A&E dept. at 02:30.
July 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
There’s nothing quite like the camaraderie of a paeds A&E dept. at 02:30.
SO strange that the Temu fan I bought keeps breaking.
July 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
SO strange that the Temu fan I bought keeps breaking.
Love it when people say “I’ll pay instantly!” to get you to agree to a Vinted offer, that’s literally what everyone has to do anyway babes.
July 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Love it when people say “I’ll pay instantly!” to get you to agree to a Vinted offer, that’s literally what everyone has to do anyway babes.
I have many questions surrounding the choice of wearing stiletto heels in Silent Witness.
July 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I have many questions surrounding the choice of wearing stiletto heels in Silent Witness.
Just fyi I am on a lot of drugs.
July 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Just fyi I am on a lot of drugs.
The curtain keeps knocking things out of the window and I’m ok with that!
July 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The curtain keeps knocking things out of the window and I’m ok with that!
It’s ✨crazy✨ the amount of different ways you can lie on a bed & still not get comfortable.
July 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It’s ✨crazy✨ the amount of different ways you can lie on a bed & still not get comfortable.
Had a dream that my colleague shot me in the head & I felt every bit of it.
July 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Had a dream that my colleague shot me in the head & I felt every bit of it.
Man selling perfume in Slough - “If you’re not married bruvva, this will get you married.”
June 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Man selling perfume in Slough - “If you’re not married bruvva, this will get you married.”
There needs to be a Government investigation into the prices at Gail’s.
June 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
There needs to be a Government investigation into the prices at Gail’s.
Somebody just asked me to accept a lower offer on Vinted because the trousers were shorter than she was expecting.
June 19, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Somebody just asked me to accept a lower offer on Vinted because the trousers were shorter than she was expecting.
Shoutout to the fitness influencer wannabes walking three abreast in Central London - hope you enjoyed my shoulder barge you stupid cunts.
June 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Shoutout to the fitness influencer wannabes walking three abreast in Central London - hope you enjoyed my shoulder barge you stupid cunts.
Sometimes you just have to have a cry in your car in Sainsbury’s car park.
June 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Sometimes you just have to have a cry in your car in Sainsbury’s car park.
In a wild turn of events a girl offered £4 more than the asking price on Vinted, I accepted & she paid??
May 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM
In a wild turn of events a girl offered £4 more than the asking price on Vinted, I accepted & she paid??
Hate it when Vinted sellers send you a message when you’ve favourited an item. Relax babe, it’s 2am & I’ve had a gin.
May 29, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Hate it when Vinted sellers send you a message when you’ve favourited an item. Relax babe, it’s 2am & I’ve had a gin.
I think it’s really nice that our four year old had a nighttime wee in her bed, then came and did the same in our bed a bit later.
May 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I think it’s really nice that our four year old had a nighttime wee in her bed, then came and did the same in our bed a bit later.
In a Wetherspoons in London and there are Football Men here.
May 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
In a Wetherspoons in London and there are Football Men here.
Man behind me in the queue huffing & puffing because I dared to be there before him didn’t like it when I asked whether he’d ever had to queue for anything in his life before.
May 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Man behind me in the queue huffing & puffing because I dared to be there before him didn’t like it when I asked whether he’d ever had to queue for anything in his life before.
Why am I still getting GoodReads updates from Susan who I met in Rhodes airport two years ago. How did that even happen?
May 15, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Why am I still getting GoodReads updates from Susan who I met in Rhodes airport two years ago. How did that even happen?
Sorry about those texts about meeting up! I’d had two glasses of wine! I was a different person then!
May 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sorry about those texts about meeting up! I’d had two glasses of wine! I was a different person then!