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Where can I find a homie that'll let me eat their butt?
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Where can I find a homie that'll let me eat their butt?
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Where can I find a guy like this to cum and piss in me about 3 or 4 times a day?
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Where can I find a guy like this to cum and piss in me about 3 or 4 times a day?
I low-key miss my brother staying with me over the summer. He had to wear my undies and I'd pull them from the hamper and jerk off with them when he wasn't there, and once while he was sleeping 🤫
Goon to sweaty, musky undies. Your dad’s, brother’s, cousin’s, uncle’s, homie’s, or your own.
#TheGoonersHandbook
#TheGoonersHandbook
December 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I low-key miss my brother staying with me over the summer. He had to wear my undies and I'd pull them from the hamper and jerk off with them when he wasn't there, and once while he was sleeping 🤫
I'm in love with this man
December 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I'm in love with this man
I'd order this beer again and again
December 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I'd order this beer again and again
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Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.
Yeah, what he said
Dormir cmg é ter certeza de que vai acordar recebendo uma mamada gostosa pra te fazer gozar, e depois nem precisa sair da cama pra mijar 🤤
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December 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Yeah, what he said
I need to meet a man like him
Goon so long on poppers you forget your own name, but still remember every pixel of that one gif from 2017.
December 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I need to meet a man like him
This would definitely be my happy place
Home.
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December 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
This would definitely be my happy place
I need a bro to cum in my mouth and then use my throat instead of the urinal again
This is why bros go to the restroom together
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I need a bro to cum in my mouth and then use my throat instead of the urinal again
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Stop here!!!
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Stop here!!!
I'd rather straight down my throat 💛
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I'd rather straight down my throat 💛
Urinal dividers are from the pits of despair
October 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Urinal dividers are from the pits of despair
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Need to suck someone’s dick
October 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Need to suck someone’s dick
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I need a weekend liked this
October 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I need a weekend liked this
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All of my friends are married now but a guy can still dream
October 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
All of my friends are married now but a guy can still dream
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I've done this with underwear that weren't my own
October 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I've done this with underwear that weren't my own
This is definitely on my suckit list
Trying to keep a straight face whilst on a Teams Meeting with the boss.
October 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is definitely on my suckit list
I need to get my younger brothers to become my alarm cock/clock...
October 3, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I need to get my younger brothers to become my alarm cock/clock...