Ren Helmuth
renhelmuth.bsky.social
Ren Helmuth
@renhelmuth.bsky.social
They/them. Mom. Writer. Spoonie. Conejo Valley.
One of these days, the @mlb.com app will work on opening day.

Today is not that day.
March 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Doing my civic duty at the library.
March 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I was at the TO library and some people were talking about @thesavbananas.bsky.social and this is the part where a four year old might walk up and say “hey, I like the Savannah Bananas” but I am 34 so instead I was listening intently from the next aisle like 👀
March 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My coworker tonight was a literal infant the first time I worked there 😂💀
February 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Rethink your biases, that’s all I’m saying.
February 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Honestly between this country trying to take everything from me and my ex doing the same, I’m feeling hella defeated.
January 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Latest butt painting! I love these colors 💗💜 She’s on a 11x14 canvas panel and for sale in my Etsy shop $125
#art #artoftheday #ssbbw #bbwappreciation #bbwart #popart #maximalistart #etsy #artforsale
January 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Hey pals. Giving this another share. Things are dire and I need a lawyer like yesterday.

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January 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Pizza Factory never lets me down 💕
January 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I’m less than 24 hours from surprising my bestie at her baby shower and I think this might actually be the first time I really surprise her!
January 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I’m obsessed and I want to rewatch it already.
January 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I’m surprising my best friend for her baby shower this weekend and I’m not sure which one of us is going to cry more.
January 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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So this happened at Trump’s inauguration. Remember how they complained that we were unfairly comparing MAGAs to nazis? 🖕
January 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I could not have picked a more perfect degree program for myself. A BA in Creative Writing with an emphasis on fiction means I’m taking most of the prereq classes for my masters in Library Sciences, and my Marketing minor means I could still branch out into literary marketing. I’m so happy 🥹
January 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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a list of banned books that you can find free in the public domain:

1984
Fahrenheit 451
Brave New World
The Yellow Wallpaper
The Awakening
The Scarlet Letter
Lysistrata
The Weary Blues

Search “ full text [book title] public domain ”

#booksky #books #bannedbooks
January 19, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I got a new job. It only pays $16 an hour, an costs over two gallons of gas round trip. I’m supposed to support my kids on this wage.

I’m grateful. Really. I sound ungrateful. But I just have no idea how I’m supposed to be a single mom at $16 an hour.
January 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The vibes just aren’t vibing and idk if it’s because I’m not properly medicated right now or if it’s my intuition being like “yall we fucked”
January 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Yall I am depressed as FUCK
January 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Sometimes the call is coming from inside the group chat
November 19, 2024 at 5:52 AM
I’ve been at my job since mid July, and I am already running breaks and taking charge of the front end every Sunday morning, and it’s not a big deal because it’s just retail but it’s cool to know that I’m trusted enough.
November 17, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Literally the cutest baby shower ever.
November 17, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I’m driving two hours each way for a friend’s baby shower and I honestly would drive six hours each way for them because I love them so much. I can’t wait to celebrate baby Alex!
November 16, 2024 at 5:58 PM
This full moon is GIVING ✨
November 16, 2024 at 4:09 AM
I almost broke down and spent $25 on this Bullseye plush because of this exact moment.
November 16, 2024 at 3:36 AM
7am to 3pm on Black Friday. Could be worse.
November 15, 2024 at 9:58 PM