Ren Helmuth
@renhelmuth.bsky.social
They/them. Mom. Writer. Spoonie. Conejo Valley.
March 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Doing my civic duty at the library.
March 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Doing my civic duty at the library.
I was at the TO library and some people were talking about @thesavbananas.bsky.social and this is the part where a four year old might walk up and say “hey, I like the Savannah Bananas” but I am 34 so instead I was listening intently from the next aisle like 👀
March 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I was at the TO library and some people were talking about @thesavbananas.bsky.social and this is the part where a four year old might walk up and say “hey, I like the Savannah Bananas” but I am 34 so instead I was listening intently from the next aisle like 👀
My coworker tonight was a literal infant the first time I worked there 😂💀
February 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My coworker tonight was a literal infant the first time I worked there 😂💀
Rethink your biases, that’s all I’m saying.
February 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Rethink your biases, that’s all I’m saying.
Honestly between this country trying to take everything from me and my ex doing the same, I’m feeling hella defeated.
January 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Honestly between this country trying to take everything from me and my ex doing the same, I’m feeling hella defeated.
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Latest butt painting! I love these colors 💗💜 She’s on a 11x14 canvas panel and for sale in my Etsy shop $125
#art #artoftheday #ssbbw #bbwappreciation #bbwart #popart #maximalistart #etsy #artforsale
#art #artoftheday #ssbbw #bbwappreciation #bbwart #popart #maximalistart #etsy #artforsale
January 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Latest butt painting! I love these colors 💗💜 She’s on a 11x14 canvas panel and for sale in my Etsy shop $125
#art #artoftheday #ssbbw #bbwappreciation #bbwart #popart #maximalistart #etsy #artforsale
#art #artoftheday #ssbbw #bbwappreciation #bbwart #popart #maximalistart #etsy #artforsale
Hey pals. Giving this another share. Things are dire and I need a lawyer like yesterday.
gofund.me/735ea797
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January 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Hey pals. Giving this another share. Things are dire and I need a lawyer like yesterday.
gofund.me/735ea797
gofund.me/735ea797
Pizza Factory never lets me down 💕
January 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Pizza Factory never lets me down 💕
I’m less than 24 hours from surprising my bestie at her baby shower and I think this might actually be the first time I really surprise her!
January 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I’m less than 24 hours from surprising my bestie at her baby shower and I think this might actually be the first time I really surprise her!
I’m obsessed and I want to rewatch it already.
I introduced @renhelmuth.bsky.social to Our Flag Means Death. A day and half later, we’re almost finished watching it 😂
a man with a tattoo on his chest is laying down with the words sad pirate noises written below him
ALT: a man with a tattoo on his chest is laying down with the words sad pirate noises written below him
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January 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I’m obsessed and I want to rewatch it already.
I’m surprising my best friend for her baby shower this weekend and I’m not sure which one of us is going to cry more.
January 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m surprising my best friend for her baby shower this weekend and I’m not sure which one of us is going to cry more.
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So this happened at Trump’s inauguration. Remember how they complained that we were unfairly comparing MAGAs to nazis? 🖕
January 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
So this happened at Trump’s inauguration. Remember how they complained that we were unfairly comparing MAGAs to nazis? 🖕
I could not have picked a more perfect degree program for myself. A BA in Creative Writing with an emphasis on fiction means I’m taking most of the prereq classes for my masters in Library Sciences, and my Marketing minor means I could still branch out into literary marketing. I’m so happy 🥹
January 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I could not have picked a more perfect degree program for myself. A BA in Creative Writing with an emphasis on fiction means I’m taking most of the prereq classes for my masters in Library Sciences, and my Marketing minor means I could still branch out into literary marketing. I’m so happy 🥹
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a list of banned books that you can find free in the public domain:
1984
Fahrenheit 451
Brave New World
The Yellow Wallpaper
The Awakening
The Scarlet Letter
Lysistrata
The Weary Blues
Search “ full text [book title] public domain ”
#booksky #books #bannedbooks
1984
Fahrenheit 451
Brave New World
The Yellow Wallpaper
The Awakening
The Scarlet Letter
Lysistrata
The Weary Blues
Search “ full text [book title] public domain ”
#booksky #books #bannedbooks
January 19, 2025 at 8:10 AM
a list of banned books that you can find free in the public domain:
1984
Fahrenheit 451
Brave New World
The Yellow Wallpaper
The Awakening
The Scarlet Letter
Lysistrata
The Weary Blues
Search “ full text [book title] public domain ”
#booksky #books #bannedbooks
1984
Fahrenheit 451
Brave New World
The Yellow Wallpaper
The Awakening
The Scarlet Letter
Lysistrata
The Weary Blues
Search “ full text [book title] public domain ”
#booksky #books #bannedbooks
I got a new job. It only pays $16 an hour, an costs over two gallons of gas round trip. I’m supposed to support my kids on this wage.
I’m grateful. Really. I sound ungrateful. But I just have no idea how I’m supposed to be a single mom at $16 an hour.
I’m grateful. Really. I sound ungrateful. But I just have no idea how I’m supposed to be a single mom at $16 an hour.
January 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I got a new job. It only pays $16 an hour, an costs over two gallons of gas round trip. I’m supposed to support my kids on this wage.
I’m grateful. Really. I sound ungrateful. But I just have no idea how I’m supposed to be a single mom at $16 an hour.
I’m grateful. Really. I sound ungrateful. But I just have no idea how I’m supposed to be a single mom at $16 an hour.
The vibes just aren’t vibing and idk if it’s because I’m not properly medicated right now or if it’s my intuition being like “yall we fucked”
January 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The vibes just aren’t vibing and idk if it’s because I’m not properly medicated right now or if it’s my intuition being like “yall we fucked”
Yall I am depressed as FUCK
January 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Yall I am depressed as FUCK
Sometimes the call is coming from inside the group chat
November 19, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Sometimes the call is coming from inside the group chat
I’ve been at my job since mid July, and I am already running breaks and taking charge of the front end every Sunday morning, and it’s not a big deal because it’s just retail but it’s cool to know that I’m trusted enough.
November 17, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I’ve been at my job since mid July, and I am already running breaks and taking charge of the front end every Sunday morning, and it’s not a big deal because it’s just retail but it’s cool to know that I’m trusted enough.
Literally the cutest baby shower ever.
November 17, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Literally the cutest baby shower ever.
I’m driving two hours each way for a friend’s baby shower and I honestly would drive six hours each way for them because I love them so much. I can’t wait to celebrate baby Alex!
November 16, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I’m driving two hours each way for a friend’s baby shower and I honestly would drive six hours each way for them because I love them so much. I can’t wait to celebrate baby Alex!
This full moon is GIVING ✨
November 16, 2024 at 4:09 AM
This full moon is GIVING ✨
I almost broke down and spent $25 on this Bullseye plush because of this exact moment.
November 16, 2024 at 3:36 AM
I almost broke down and spent $25 on this Bullseye plush because of this exact moment.
7am to 3pm on Black Friday. Could be worse.
November 15, 2024 at 9:58 PM
7am to 3pm on Black Friday. Could be worse.