Jaybird
@renegaderobin.bsky.social
〖 I’m my father’s son. 〗- #DCRP
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Jaybird
@renegaderobin.bsky.social
· Dec 12
《𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭 》
➦ Jason Todd / Red Hood.
➦ Independent Continuity.
➦ Looking for mains.
➦ MV / OC Friendly.
➦ Ray of: #Sᴜɴɴʏ
➦ Jason Todd / Red Hood.
➦ Independent Continuity.
➦ Looking for mains.
➦ MV / OC Friendly.
➦ Ray of: #Sᴜɴɴʏ
“ . . . “
“You’ve done it now, I’m re-entering my villain phase.
I’m calling Scarlet right now.”
“You’ve done it now, I’m re-entering my villain phase.
I’m calling Scarlet right now.”
"Wow. While that sounded like one hell of a show—how's your hip now, old man?"
“Something about a statue of Janus, that Greek god guy with two faces.
I did blow my hiding place, though, because the joke about the name was too hard to resist.”
I did blow my hiding place, though, because the joke about the name was too hard to resist.”
January 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“ . . . “
“You’ve done it now, I’m re-entering my villain phase.
I’m calling Scarlet right now.”
“You’ve done it now, I’m re-entering my villain phase.
I’m calling Scarlet right now.”
“Nothing to worry about, Raymond.
Now, do you think I should get her flowers or is that too soon?”
Now, do you think I should get her flowers or is that too soon?”
"You know what? I get it. I do."
“I’ve had worse concussions before. This is nothing.”
January 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“Nothing to worry about, Raymond.
Now, do you think I should get her flowers or is that too soon?”
Now, do you think I should get her flowers or is that too soon?”
“Something about a statue of Janus, that Greek god guy with two faces.
I did blow my hiding place, though, because the joke about the name was too hard to resist.”
I did blow my hiding place, though, because the joke about the name was too hard to resist.”
"... Yeah?
What was Two-Face up to, anyway?"
What was Two-Face up to, anyway?"
“Sees me?
Who’s going to see me in a museum at 4 in the morning?
The elderly guard they employ?”
Who’s going to see me in a museum at 4 in the morning?
The elderly guard they employ?”
January 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“Something about a statue of Janus, that Greek god guy with two faces.
I did blow my hiding place, though, because the joke about the name was too hard to resist.”
I did blow my hiding place, though, because the joke about the name was too hard to resist.”
“I’ve had worse concussions before. This is nothing.”
"Yes, but that depends. Also should I be concerned? I'm a bit concerned."
“Fellas -
If a girl cracks your helmet like an egg with a battleaxe that’s taller than you, is that her way of expressing affection?
Asking for a friend.”
If a girl cracks your helmet like an egg with a battleaxe that’s taller than you, is that her way of expressing affection?
Asking for a friend.”
January 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“I’ve had worse concussions before. This is nothing.”
“Fellas -
If a girl cracks your helmet like an egg with a battleaxe that’s taller than you, is that her way of expressing affection?
Asking for a friend.”
If a girl cracks your helmet like an egg with a battleaxe that’s taller than you, is that her way of expressing affection?
Asking for a friend.”
January 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“Fellas -
If a girl cracks your helmet like an egg with a battleaxe that’s taller than you, is that her way of expressing affection?
Asking for a friend.”
If a girl cracks your helmet like an egg with a battleaxe that’s taller than you, is that her way of expressing affection?
Asking for a friend.”
Reposted by Jaybird
𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐋
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December 24, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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“Sees me?
Who’s going to see me in a museum at 4 in the morning?
The elderly guard they employ?”
Who’s going to see me in a museum at 4 in the morning?
The elderly guard they employ?”
"Why, thank you for the kind words. See, helmet is not enough. What if someone sees you?"
“Tripped over one of those tubes for the AC units.
And not everyone is as graceful as you, Grayson. That’s why I wear a helmet.”
And not everyone is as graceful as you, Grayson. That’s why I wear a helmet.”
January 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
“Sees me?
Who’s going to see me in a museum at 4 in the morning?
The elderly guard they employ?”
Who’s going to see me in a museum at 4 in the morning?
The elderly guard they employ?”
“Tripped over one of those tubes for the AC units.
And not everyone is as graceful as you, Grayson. That’s why I wear a helmet.”
And not everyone is as graceful as you, Grayson. That’s why I wear a helmet.”
"Veeery funny. How did you even fall? Sounds like you're out of practice."
“Stealing the Declaration of Independence…
I was stopping Two-Face, obviously.”
I was stopping Two-Face, obviously.”
January 7, 2025 at 9:12 AM
“Tripped over one of those tubes for the AC units.
And not everyone is as graceful as you, Grayson. That’s why I wear a helmet.”
And not everyone is as graceful as you, Grayson. That’s why I wear a helmet.”
Reposted by Jaybird
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𝐃𝐫. 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐬 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐳𝐞𝐥
𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐀𝐫𝐤𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝐀𝐬𝐲𝐥𝐮𝐦
𝐃𝐫. 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐬 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐳𝐞𝐥
𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐀𝐫𝐤𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝐀𝐬𝐲𝐥𝐮𝐦
October 18, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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𝐃𝐫. 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐬 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐳𝐞𝐥
𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐀𝐫𝐤𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝐀𝐬𝐲𝐥𝐮𝐦
𝐃𝐫. 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐬 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐳𝐞𝐥
𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐀𝐫𝐤𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝐀𝐬𝐲𝐥𝐮𝐦
“Stealing the Declaration of Independence…
I was stopping Two-Face, obviously.”
I was stopping Two-Face, obviously.”
"And what were you doing at the museum?"
“I know I haven’t been around for a few days. I, uh —
I fell through a skylight at the museum and dislocated my hip.
No old man related jokes, please.”
I fell through a skylight at the museum and dislocated my hip.
No old man related jokes, please.”
January 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
“Stealing the Declaration of Independence…
I was stopping Two-Face, obviously.”
I was stopping Two-Face, obviously.”
“Were je not for the laws of this land, I would have slain you.”
"Old woman then."
“I know I haven’t been around for a few days. I, uh —
I fell through a skylight at the museum and dislocated my hip.
No old man related jokes, please.”
I fell through a skylight at the museum and dislocated my hip.
No old man related jokes, please.”
January 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
“Were je not for the laws of this land, I would have slain you.”
“I know I haven’t been around for a few days. I, uh —
I fell through a skylight at the museum and dislocated my hip.
No old man related jokes, please.”
I fell through a skylight at the museum and dislocated my hip.
No old man related jokes, please.”
January 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“I know I haven’t been around for a few days. I, uh —
I fell through a skylight at the museum and dislocated my hip.
No old man related jokes, please.”
I fell through a skylight at the museum and dislocated my hip.
No old man related jokes, please.”
“Wait — New Year?
Is that today?
I slept through it, I thought the noise was just Gotham being Gotham.”
Is that today?
I slept through it, I thought the noise was just Gotham being Gotham.”
January 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
“Wait — New Year?
Is that today?
I slept through it, I thought the noise was just Gotham being Gotham.”
Is that today?
I slept through it, I thought the noise was just Gotham being Gotham.”
“What if I come across a real big douchebag that totally has it coming?”
“And no killing?”
“How about no guns — ?”
December 30, 2024 at 10:23 PM
“What if I come across a real big douchebag that totally has it coming?”
“You ever get hit in the back of the head by some crook with a lead pipe you overlooked?
Not me.
You know why?
Helmet.”
Not me.
You know why?
Helmet.”
December 30, 2024 at 10:19 PM
“You ever get hit in the back of the head by some crook with a lead pipe you overlooked?
Not me.
You know why?
Helmet.”
Not me.
You know why?
Helmet.”
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“Have fun in prison!”
Darcy Lewis. Marvel MCU.
Descript/Lit.
SFW NON-LEWD.
Ships with high chem.
Tony Stark’s daughter.
Pansexual. 18+
#Parody #NotKatDennings
Writer Tag: #rocky
Darcy Lewis. Marvel MCU.
Descript/Lit.
SFW NON-LEWD.
Ships with high chem.
Tony Stark’s daughter.
Pansexual. 18+
#Parody #NotKatDennings
Writer Tag: #rocky
a woman wearing glasses and red lipstick says " what a twist "
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and red lipstick says " what a twist "
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December 25, 2024 at 6:48 PM
“Have fun in prison!”
Darcy Lewis. Marvel MCU.
Descript/Lit.
SFW NON-LEWD.
Ships with high chem.
Tony Stark’s daughter.
Pansexual. 18+
#Parody #NotKatDennings
Writer Tag: #rocky
Darcy Lewis. Marvel MCU.
Descript/Lit.
SFW NON-LEWD.
Ships with high chem.
Tony Stark’s daughter.
Pansexual. 18+
#Parody #NotKatDennings
Writer Tag: #rocky
Outlaws Christmas gifts
• A picture book about horses for Lian and a Taco Bell gift card for Roy
• Rubik’s Cube for Bizarro
• A children’s telescope for Starfire (They’re cheaper)
• Two-week all expenses paid trip to the lovely Greek island of Rhodos for Artemis (Another woman he’s terrified of)
• A picture book about horses for Lian and a Taco Bell gift card for Roy
• Rubik’s Cube for Bizarro
• A children’s telescope for Starfire (They’re cheaper)
• Two-week all expenses paid trip to the lovely Greek island of Rhodos for Artemis (Another woman he’s terrified of)
December 23, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Outlaws Christmas gifts
• A picture book about horses for Lian and a Taco Bell gift card for Roy
• Rubik’s Cube for Bizarro
• A children’s telescope for Starfire (They’re cheaper)
• Two-week all expenses paid trip to the lovely Greek island of Rhodos for Artemis (Another woman he’s terrified of)
• A picture book about horses for Lian and a Taco Bell gift card for Roy
• Rubik’s Cube for Bizarro
• A children’s telescope for Starfire (They’re cheaper)
• Two-week all expenses paid trip to the lovely Greek island of Rhodos for Artemis (Another woman he’s terrified of)
He’s got his Christmas shopping all figured out — And on a budget was well!
• A home-gym jump rope from Walmart for Dick ($ 9.90)
• A bulk bag of loose coffee beans from Costco for Tim ($23,99)
• An issue of WIRED magazine for Barbara ($5.99) (Not even a new one, this issue is from 2022)
• A home-gym jump rope from Walmart for Dick ($ 9.90)
• A bulk bag of loose coffee beans from Costco for Tim ($23,99)
• An issue of WIRED magazine for Barbara ($5.99) (Not even a new one, this issue is from 2022)
December 23, 2024 at 2:58 AM
He’s got his Christmas shopping all figured out — And on a budget was well!
• A home-gym jump rope from Walmart for Dick ($ 9.90)
• A bulk bag of loose coffee beans from Costco for Tim ($23,99)
• An issue of WIRED magazine for Barbara ($5.99) (Not even a new one, this issue is from 2022)
• A home-gym jump rope from Walmart for Dick ($ 9.90)
• A bulk bag of loose coffee beans from Costco for Tim ($23,99)
• An issue of WIRED magazine for Barbara ($5.99) (Not even a new one, this issue is from 2022)
“Come on, Bruce. It’s Christmas!”
"No."
“They should really give me a shot at being Batman again — I promise to be less edgy this time.”
December 23, 2024 at 2:47 AM
“Come on, Bruce. It’s Christmas!”
“How about no guns — ?”
“What will be different this time?”
“Oh, and obviously everything I did the first time I was Batman doesn’t count either.”
December 23, 2024 at 2:46 AM
“How about no guns — ?”
“Oh, and obviously everything I did the first time I was Batman doesn’t count either.”
Blinks.
“Give me ONE good reason.
And don’t mention my violent criminal history, my proclivity of firearms, my attempted murders on both Joker and Penguin, my tendency to take the quickest and easiest solution or my really poor bedside manner.”
And don’t mention my violent criminal history, my proclivity of firearms, my attempted murders on both Joker and Penguin, my tendency to take the quickest and easiest solution or my really poor bedside manner.”
December 21, 2024 at 8:51 PM
“Oh, and obviously everything I did the first time I was Batman doesn’t count either.”
“Give me ONE good reason.
And don’t mention my violent criminal history, my proclivity of firearms, my attempted murders on both Joker and Penguin, my tendency to take the quickest and easiest solution or my really poor bedside manner.”
And don’t mention my violent criminal history, my proclivity of firearms, my attempted murders on both Joker and Penguin, my tendency to take the quickest and easiest solution or my really poor bedside manner.”
“LOTS of reasons.”
“What? Why not?!
I would kick ass at being Batman.”
I would kick ass at being Batman.”
December 21, 2024 at 8:26 PM
“Give me ONE good reason.
And don’t mention my violent criminal history, my proclivity of firearms, my attempted murders on both Joker and Penguin, my tendency to take the quickest and easiest solution or my really poor bedside manner.”
And don’t mention my violent criminal history, my proclivity of firearms, my attempted murders on both Joker and Penguin, my tendency to take the quickest and easiest solution or my really poor bedside manner.”
“What? Why not?!
I would kick ass at being Batman.”
I would kick ass at being Batman.”
“Absolutely not.”
“They should really give me a shot at being Batman again — I promise to be less edgy this time.”
December 21, 2024 at 8:14 PM
“What? Why not?!
I would kick ass at being Batman.”
I would kick ass at being Batman.”
“They should really give me a shot at being Batman again — I promise to be less edgy this time.”
December 21, 2024 at 1:03 AM
“They should really give me a shot at being Batman again — I promise to be less edgy this time.”
“I don’t drink coffee to stay awake.
I deprive myself of sleep because of my own poor decisions.
Then I get really tired and grumpy and make it everyone else’s problem by complaining about it all the time.
You know, like a real man.”
I deprive myself of sleep because of my own poor decisions.
Then I get really tired and grumpy and make it everyone else’s problem by complaining about it all the time.
You know, like a real man.”
December 20, 2024 at 11:32 PM
“I don’t drink coffee to stay awake.
I deprive myself of sleep because of my own poor decisions.
Then I get really tired and grumpy and make it everyone else’s problem by complaining about it all the time.
You know, like a real man.”
I deprive myself of sleep because of my own poor decisions.
Then I get really tired and grumpy and make it everyone else’s problem by complaining about it all the time.
You know, like a real man.”