Karis Renée Violet Caruso
@renee-atomik.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ she/they • artist • standup comedian • chronic moron with alters 🤪
(here to show the world how pretty i am & to say stupid shit)
(here to show the world how pretty i am & to say stupid shit)
my girlfriend was meditating today and a friend of hers was over. my girlfriend told us that through meditation she’d “gotten in touch with a higher power”.
her friend replied: “my ex-wife?”
i’m starting to enjoy being part of this “girls only” trio.
her friend replied: “my ex-wife?”
i’m starting to enjoy being part of this “girls only” trio.
January 8, 2026 at 10:02 AM
my girlfriend was meditating today and a friend of hers was over. my girlfriend told us that through meditation she’d “gotten in touch with a higher power”.
her friend replied: “my ex-wife?”
i’m starting to enjoy being part of this “girls only” trio.
her friend replied: “my ex-wife?”
i’m starting to enjoy being part of this “girls only” trio.
i aminated a photo by turning a live photo into a video and then putting the frames into gimp and then cutting frames that had background motion and then exported it into a GIF. i made a four year old photo into something new :3
January 8, 2026 at 9:48 AM
i aminated a photo by turning a live photo into a video and then putting the frames into gimp and then cutting frames that had background motion and then exported it into a GIF. i made a four year old photo into something new :3
January 8, 2026 at 9:43 AM
i turned a guy in a welding mask into a new portal character during covid
#portal2 #photoshopbattles #funnyphotoshop
#portal2 #photoshopbattles #funnyphotoshop
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 AM
i turned a guy in a welding mask into a new portal character during covid
#portal2 #photoshopbattles #funnyphotoshop
#portal2 #photoshopbattles #funnyphotoshop
2025.12.08
December 18, 2025 at 9:15 AM
2025.12.08
I FOUND/STOLE A CHAIR!
December 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I FOUND/STOLE A CHAIR!
for nearly 8 years, i thought ariana grande was singing “skin to skin / on my nuts” in “dangerous woman” instead of “skin to skin / oh my god” X<
#arianagrande #dangerouswoman
#arianagrande #dangerouswoman
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
for nearly 8 years, i thought ariana grande was singing “skin to skin / on my nuts” in “dangerous woman” instead of “skin to skin / oh my god” X<
#arianagrande #dangerouswoman
#arianagrande #dangerouswoman
@iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
whoever invented frogs deserves a #behindthebastards episode
whoever invented frogs deserves a #behindthebastards episode
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
@iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
whoever invented frogs deserves a #behindthebastards episode
whoever invented frogs deserves a #behindthebastards episode
it’s either “happy merrydays” or “holiday christmas”.
i’m not sure which is right, but i wish you one of them.
#happyholidays
i’m not sure which is right, but i wish you one of them.
#happyholidays
December 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
it’s either “happy merrydays” or “holiday christmas”.
i’m not sure which is right, but i wish you one of them.
#happyholidays
i’m not sure which is right, but i wish you one of them.
#happyholidays
i cannot believe i’m saying this, but I AM EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW YUGO
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
i cannot believe i’m saying this, but I AM EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW YUGO
UPDATE: if the new yugo delivers, then it will be FUCKING AWESOME
Yugo Is Back And It’s Bringing A Manual Gearbox Along | Carscoops
As cute as this miniature prototype looks, we won't get to see a full-scale prototype for another two years
www.carscoops.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
UPDATE: if the new yugo delivers, then it will be FUCKING AWESOME
BREAKING NEWS: the YUGO is coming back in 2027
December 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
BREAKING NEWS: the YUGO is coming back in 2027
batman is one of the greatest fictional vigilantes ever
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
batman is one of the greatest fictional vigilantes ever
ya know, for all the people out there who think trans people shouldn’t be in the military, i just saw a guy on tv, IN A COMMERCIAL, that said one of the highlights of being on the battlefield were the “SCREAMS AND SMELLS”
THESE ARE ACTUAL THE PEOPLE THAT SHOULDNT BE SERVING OUR COUNTRY
#🏳️⚧️
THESE ARE ACTUAL THE PEOPLE THAT SHOULDNT BE SERVING OUR COUNTRY
#🏳️⚧️
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
ya know, for all the people out there who think trans people shouldn’t be in the military, i just saw a guy on tv, IN A COMMERCIAL, that said one of the highlights of being on the battlefield were the “SCREAMS AND SMELLS”
THESE ARE ACTUAL THE PEOPLE THAT SHOULDNT BE SERVING OUR COUNTRY
#🏳️⚧️
THESE ARE ACTUAL THE PEOPLE THAT SHOULDNT BE SERVING OUR COUNTRY
#🏳️⚧️
oh how i am glad to have had the fortune of being broke this black friday
42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record
NEW YORK—According to emergency personnel, early estimates indicate that more than 42 million Americans were killed this past weekend in what is now believed to be the bloodiest Black Friday shopping ...
theonion.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
oh how i am glad to have had the fortune of being broke this black friday
the biggest problem with the auto industry right now is that investors, technocrats, and trend followers are in charge instead of people that actually like cars
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
the biggest problem with the auto industry right now is that investors, technocrats, and trend followers are in charge instead of people that actually like cars
Reposted by Karis Renée Violet Caruso
What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
Reposted by Karis Renée Violet Caruso
Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
MIT study finds AI can already replace 11.7% of U.S. workforce
Artificial intelligence can already replace 11.7% of the U.S. labor market, across finance, health care and professional services, according to MIT's study.
www.cnbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
I FOUND ANOTHER MTN DEW FLAVOUR!
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I FOUND ANOTHER MTN DEW FLAVOUR!
2025.11.24
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
2025.11.24
Bentley just built the Devil of modern muscle cars. Wasn’t expecting it. It’s nice, it weighs 1,000 lbs less than the regular Continental GT, and it has 666 PS. And they shaved off pounds by slimming down the powertrain, which is rarely done. Fucking nuts.
#bentley
#bentley
www.roadandtrack.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Bentley just built the Devil of modern muscle cars. Wasn’t expecting it. It’s nice, it weighs 1,000 lbs less than the regular Continental GT, and it has 666 PS. And they shaved off pounds by slimming down the powertrain, which is rarely done. Fucking nuts.
#bentley
#bentley