Dream of the Endless
@remorpheus.bsky.social
Just making myself giggle don't mind me
Omg a similar thing happened to me but looking back I guess "Street Weeper" did sound too good to be true
May 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Omg a similar thing happened to me but looking back I guess "Street Weeper" did sound too good to be true
Imagine trying to save your whole city by sacrificing hundreds of millions of sperm just to be remembered as pompeii jack off guy
May 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Imagine trying to save your whole city by sacrificing hundreds of millions of sperm just to be remembered as pompeii jack off guy
When ur haters thinking about you so much they start making fanfiction
May 20, 2024 at 2:33 PM
When ur haters thinking about you so much they start making fanfiction
Stack all 7 on my forehead and rotate them so all the waves align and they click into place and start to glow
May 20, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Stack all 7 on my forehead and rotate them so all the waves align and they click into place and start to glow
I call dibs on the first taste test of gay opium
May 20, 2024 at 8:14 AM
I call dibs on the first taste test of gay opium
Aviators over the gas mask goes hard af ngl
May 20, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Aviators over the gas mask goes hard af ngl
When sol shows you her coronal ejections HOT DAMN
May 20, 2024 at 8:01 AM
When sol shows you her coronal ejections HOT DAMN
The only creature with a large enough stash of teeth to be able to afford this is that damned Tooth Fairy and I can't believe I didn't see it sooner tbh
May 20, 2024 at 7:43 AM
The only creature with a large enough stash of teeth to be able to afford this is that damned Tooth Fairy and I can't believe I didn't see it sooner tbh
Does it actually taste like pink or is it still yellow flavored
May 20, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Does it actually taste like pink or is it still yellow flavored
Then you spawn in a big wooden crate and whip that hoe at them as hard as you can just to admire the 2 decade old physics engine at work.
March 12, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Then you spawn in a big wooden crate and whip that hoe at them as hard as you can just to admire the 2 decade old physics engine at work.
Very vampiric to fake your death, hide in a cave and use a big ass boulder as a door
March 2, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Very vampiric to fake your death, hide in a cave and use a big ass boulder as a door
"Inconsequential" oh if only, but the people who use [item] are inferior and actively harming my single player experience
March 2, 2024 at 3:08 PM
"Inconsequential" oh if only, but the people who use [item] are inferior and actively harming my single player experience
Why not just skip the middleman and force Tony Hawk to be president. He'd turn the oval office into a bowl and drop in from the skylight.
February 9, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Why not just skip the middleman and force Tony Hawk to be president. He'd turn the oval office into a bowl and drop in from the skylight.
No non o it's called a labor camp because they are getting JOBS guys totally not the evil kind
February 9, 2024 at 6:40 PM
No non o it's called a labor camp because they are getting JOBS guys totally not the evil kind
If you do a little digging you'll find that in the 90's Jerry Seinfeld trained Larry David to take out Bert and Ernie but no one wants to talk about that.
February 9, 2024 at 5:25 PM
If you do a little digging you'll find that in the 90's Jerry Seinfeld trained Larry David to take out Bert and Ernie but no one wants to talk about that.
It's like not targeting generals in war time. Guess I'm just a guerilla tactician
February 9, 2024 at 5:34 AM
It's like not targeting generals in war time. Guess I'm just a guerilla tactician
If we did a catch a release program we could dump them into Twitter like an invasive species.
February 8, 2024 at 7:49 PM
If we did a catch a release program we could dump them into Twitter like an invasive species.
It's the whole reason he was on his knees in that desert, tripping balls and having his own drained by the suit. Bro busted so hard he couldn't dodge a sandworm.
February 8, 2024 at 7:01 AM
It's the whole reason he was on his knees in that desert, tripping balls and having his own drained by the suit. Bro busted so hard he couldn't dodge a sandworm.
I kinda miss the lead flavor of the dr pibb :(
February 8, 2024 at 6:01 AM
I kinda miss the lead flavor of the dr pibb :(
Alright bet here's my oldest quarter within reach without breaking my own loaf
February 8, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Alright bet here's my oldest quarter within reach without breaking my own loaf
Oh yeah Im 36 and I just read an entire chapter of The Hunger Games to my wife and I only felt the need to brag about it after you did
February 8, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Oh yeah Im 36 and I just read an entire chapter of The Hunger Games to my wife and I only felt the need to brag about it after you did
Coin collectors are gonna loose their shit when they see one of these in 100yrs
February 8, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Coin collectors are gonna loose their shit when they see one of these in 100yrs
I am an unbiased fan of this
February 8, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I am an unbiased fan of this
I remember my grandma would take me to Applebee's after school every day and every time she would give me a reading of the tarot hair in my fries. If only she could've read her own and known about the heart attack that would take her from us miss you gram gram ❤️
February 8, 2024 at 3:02 AM
I remember my grandma would take me to Applebee's after school every day and every time she would give me a reading of the tarot hair in my fries. If only she could've read her own and known about the heart attack that would take her from us miss you gram gram ❤️