Things you never hear anyone say: "You know, I WAS going to vote for Reform, but it turns out Nigel Farage is a racist so I'm out."

As long as they don't put him in change of holding Henderson's drinks bottle he should be fine

Americans can't go five minutes without making some allusion to their Scottish/Irish/German/Polish/Italian/Martian ancestry until it is time to talk about current immigration, then suddenly it is fine to pull up the drawbridge

Oh hey now, wait a minute, you can't say that about...

No, fair cop

On a scale of Belichick to Hackett how clueless do you expect Schotty to be?

How nonexistent will the Cowboys run game be this season?

I find it hard to believe the Gronkowski family are all draft dodging, flag burning commie hippy peaceniks. But here we are

My city has had a bin worker strike for over four months. The way to force them to collect is to get everyone on the street to dump their bin bags at the top of the street so it is visible and piles up

Damn, I remember this team getting pre-season hype. Deion was supposed to make the leap

Neil would have many thoughts on this