Maverick Malone
@remi-malone.bsky.social
Oh good. I was starting to wonder if they would ever put out Valentine's stuff.
December 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Oh good. I was starting to wonder if they would ever put out Valentine's stuff.
I was 12 when my sister took me to the theater to see Stand By Me. It's been my favorite ever since.
Thank you Rob. RIP.
Thank you Rob. RIP.
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I was 12 when my sister took me to the theater to see Stand By Me. It's been my favorite ever since.
Thank you Rob. RIP.
Thank you Rob. RIP.
Pro tip: Marry someone who likes to cook.
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Pro tip: Marry someone who likes to cook.
A few days ago I went to stand-up and my knee had horrible pain. It still hurts. I don't want to go to the Dr with my huge deductible.
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
A few days ago I went to stand-up and my knee had horrible pain. It still hurts. I don't want to go to the Dr with my huge deductible.
A pop can is the perfect fit to go down the garbage disposal.
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A pop can is the perfect fit to go down the garbage disposal.
Bucket list: See the northern lights. ✅
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Bucket list: See the northern lights. ✅
I am healthcare away from retirement.
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I am healthcare away from retirement.
Dems are folding like cheap lawn chairs.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Dems are folding like cheap lawn chairs.
Today's election results give me hope. Let's do this on a bigger scale in a year.
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Today's election results give me hope. Let's do this on a bigger scale in a year.
Why is it that most of the time my phone refuses to recognize my fingerprint? Once I'm in, the authenticator app just needs the suggestion of my fingerprint.
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Why is it that most of the time my phone refuses to recognize my fingerprint? Once I'm in, the authenticator app just needs the suggestion of my fingerprint.
This is the first year I've seen so many posts about people not handing out candy for Halloween due to not working/can't afford/price of candy is too much.
November 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This is the first year I've seen so many posts about people not handing out candy for Halloween due to not working/can't afford/price of candy is too much.
"Don't protest"? The only reason America IS America is because of protests. Fuck this guy.
Bovino continues to listen impassively to Ellis.
He had more to say Friday to @cbsnews.com:
"If someone strays into a pepper ball, then that’s on them. Don’t protest and don’t trespass.”
He had more to say Friday to @cbsnews.com:
"If someone strays into a pepper ball, then that’s on them. Don’t protest and don’t trespass.”
October 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"Don't protest"? The only reason America IS America is because of protests. Fuck this guy.
Sometimes I am astounded at the amount of stupid in this country.
October 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Sometimes I am astounded at the amount of stupid in this country.
Are we doing bets on how soon he starts in on the whole White House complex needing torn down and a new Trump House built?
October 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Are we doing bets on how soon he starts in on the whole White House complex needing torn down and a new Trump House built?
Don't go from blue to red Charmin.
a panda bear from kung fu panda is smiling and saying ouch ...
ALT: a panda bear from kung fu panda is smiling and saying ouch ...
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Don't go from blue to red Charmin.
The AWS issues are still causing issues at work. Should be a fun day today. 🙄
October 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The AWS issues are still causing issues at work. Should be a fun day today. 🙄
I hate when this happens.
October 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I hate when this happens.
Had a deer run into the yard and drop dead. Didn't have any signs of being hit by a car. Weird.
October 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Had a deer run into the yard and drop dead. Didn't have any signs of being hit by a car. Weird.
I've been having a lot more migraines lately. I'm sure it's just a brain tumor.
Kindergarten Cop GIF
ALT: Kindergarten Cop GIF
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I've been having a lot more migraines lately. I'm sure it's just a brain tumor.
WTF 2025?
RIP Diane Keaton
RIP Diane Keaton
October 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
WTF 2025?
RIP Diane Keaton
RIP Diane Keaton
There is a small plane that has been buzzing around here ALL DAY LONG.
October 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
There is a small plane that has been buzzing around here ALL DAY LONG.
I couldn't tell you the last time I had more than $20 in cash.
October 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I couldn't tell you the last time I had more than $20 in cash.
In the early 90's I had a co-worker who's husband was in the nat. guard. He was stressing because when he had training in two weeks he knew he was going to be overweight. Guess they got rid of the weight requirement since then.
October 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
In the early 90's I had a co-worker who's husband was in the nat. guard. He was stressing because when he had training in two weeks he knew he was going to be overweight. Guess they got rid of the weight requirement since then.
I rebooted my phone. Now everything is wonky.
October 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I rebooted my phone. Now everything is wonky.
There are THOUSANDS of different religions around the world. What makes a person believe theirs is the correct one?
October 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
There are THOUSANDS of different religions around the world. What makes a person believe theirs is the correct one?