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reluctantposter.bsky.social
Devastated Millennial
@reluctantposter.bsky.social
No longer confused, just miserable in realizing the media literacy lessons from college were predictions of our present disaster. 🏳️‍🌈 PhD 🌱

Most posts are progressive social commentary blended with humor and sarcasm as a coping mechanism.
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Snarkie.

Snarkie is confused about how much old school media had men being gentle and kind to each other, with zero mockery or irony, just classic goodness.

And now its radical for men in media to not embody toxic masculinity.
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
What a random ass number of books I picked whilst stoned out of my mind in january
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Colby.

So what if he's named after cheese.

It's his mom's favorite cheese.
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The sound of a dentist drill that accompanies when the toddler next door gets a motorized riding toy and echos through the cement in between the buildings.
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Barney.

Barney doesn't know why his name went out of style in about 1994. 

But trust me, it did.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Swella.

Her name might rhyme with Bella, but don't bring it up to her, or she'll bite you.
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Carbonara.

Seriously.

Yes, don't mess with Carbonara.
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Velma.

Velma likes tuna, capers, and luddites.

No industrial waste around Velma.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Lilly.

Lilly like periwinkles, lavender ice cream, and purple potatoes.

Not purple carrots, never purple carrots.
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Fred.

No wait, Fredrick.

No wait, Freddy.

No, wait,
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Abra.

Abra likes colorful headbands.

If you offer them a white headband, you'll be banned from their life.
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Avril.

Avril is curious why so much screen time and dialogue is given to Mary's new husband in the last episode of Downton when there's so many other story lines to wrap up.
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Roo.

Roo likes swings, monkey bars, and sandboxes.

But not slides, never slides.
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Ariel.

Ariel hates when tv shows introduce reasons for the series to end in the series finale even when the writers know before writing the final season that it will be the last.

Just introduce it before the final episode.
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Tommy and Dill.

Tommy likes apples, milk, and screwdrivers.

Dill likes teethers. 

Yikes.
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It's pretty pathetic and telling how many many people did actually vote for cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Earl.

Earl likes poppy seed cupcakes.

Who the fuck knows why
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Margo.

Margo is pissed that she forgot to convert the book series she downloaded last week into a format that can be loaded onto her e-reader.

Now there's nothing to do on the airplane.
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Minnie.

Minnie gets up to way more mischef than you'd expect given her diminutive size.

Also, she likes grass.
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I looked at maybe 400 t-shirts at Kohls today.

My only regret is not buying this one
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Life hack:

Blaze doesn't send you emails asking you to review your order.

But you can go to their website and leave a review for the date and time and location with a description.

Now whenever Blaze cuts my pizza like a 7 year old with a dull pizza cutter, I get a free side on my next purchase.
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Valarie.

Valarie is convinced she's actually Valcary. 

Also she's so ready for pumpkin pie.
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Why does a Lemon Drop remind me more of Fruit by the Foot than it reminds me of vodka?
November 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I don't think Google Image understand my search.
November 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The real hares of southern california, aka bunny of the day:

This is Alejandra.

Alejandra gets frustrated when tv shows wrap up about a dozen story lines in the series finale.

Resolution is great, but its trite to cleanly wrap up 12 interchanging story arcs all at once.
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM