Me: "Hey where's that thing I left out?"
My gurl: "Oh, I put it away so it wouldn't get lost."
Me: "Oh, thanks! Where is it?"
My gurl: "🤷🏼‍♀️"

Where the Ho Ho Ho's?

Lol why are you saying good morning on her reply to me? 🤣
Unless you're telling ME good morning.....
In which case; Good morning Shadow 🤣
(That's my cat's nickname, btw)

Just waiting at the Rx for my amphetamines... Got a busy few weeks ahead of me 🎅🏼🦌🛷🎄🎁

I normally keep these kinda posts more localized to another site ... But I was too proud of my work to not put it here too.

#clerks #37dicks #MAGA #Trump #BillClinton

Don't post here often... But whilst talking to a friend about how they had to try FOUR times to give a blood sample stick before the dr gave up, I said I could probably do it without a tourniquet.. and then realized some of y'all might like this pic... So... Anyway... Here ya go

This is a screenshot I took MYSELF of an actual Elon tweet. The AfD is considered by many to be the modern day Nazi Party.