rEliseTheKraken
@relisethekraken.bsky.social
She/Her | Music lover. Gamer. Geek. Your friendly neighborhood awkward goofball. Twitch streamer.
IDK if one exists or not but a decision based video game where you have limited time to decide the reaction, and if you don't pick SOMETHING before time is up you either start taking damage or just have to start over would either be an absolute nightmare, or a way to try to defeat choice paralysis.
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
IDK if one exists or not but a decision based video game where you have limited time to decide the reaction, and if you don't pick SOMETHING before time is up you either start taking damage or just have to start over would either be an absolute nightmare, or a way to try to defeat choice paralysis.
Kids these days don't know nothin' about Bobwehadababy Eetsaboy.
May 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Kids these days don't know nothin' about Bobwehadababy Eetsaboy.
Does anyone else feel like they're drowning when they see someone go face first into the shower stream on TV and movies, or is that just me?
April 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Does anyone else feel like they're drowning when they see someone go face first into the shower stream on TV and movies, or is that just me?
Never talk to me or my son again.
February 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Never talk to me or my son again.
Studying a language while you poop = Puolingo
February 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Studying a language while you poop = Puolingo
It doesn't matter how many times I listen to Honeybee by Steam Powered Giraffe, it tickles my brain in the most indescribably delightful way.
It's simply perfection.
It's simply perfection.
January 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It doesn't matter how many times I listen to Honeybee by Steam Powered Giraffe, it tickles my brain in the most indescribably delightful way.
It's simply perfection.
It's simply perfection.
Scene: Introducing BF to Donkey Kong Country for the first time because he had Sega as a kid instead of Nintendo.
Me: Oh no, Mine Cart Carnage. Brace yourself.
Him: It's just mine carts. How bad could it be?
*we proceed to blow through 18 lives straight to a game over*
Me: Oh no, Mine Cart Carnage. Brace yourself.
Him: It's just mine carts. How bad could it be?
*we proceed to blow through 18 lives straight to a game over*
January 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Scene: Introducing BF to Donkey Kong Country for the first time because he had Sega as a kid instead of Nintendo.
Me: Oh no, Mine Cart Carnage. Brace yourself.
Him: It's just mine carts. How bad could it be?
*we proceed to blow through 18 lives straight to a game over*
Me: Oh no, Mine Cart Carnage. Brace yourself.
Him: It's just mine carts. How bad could it be?
*we proceed to blow through 18 lives straight to a game over*
So, I guess it's time to start using this sucker more.
January 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
So, I guess it's time to start using this sucker more.
Something is up with option 3?
January 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Something is up with option 3?
Fuck today, tbh.
November 7, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Fuck today, tbh.
"Well, I reckon I done skibidied my last toilet"
-Some retiring school janitor (probably)
-Some retiring school janitor (probably)
October 3, 2024 at 7:25 PM
"Well, I reckon I done skibidied my last toilet"
-Some retiring school janitor (probably)
-Some retiring school janitor (probably)
I love when I'm finally feeling like tackling a project after months of not having the energy to, only to find that a very important tool for said project has fallen victim to the timeless ADHD hit single "Putting This Object Somewhere I Won't Lose It (I'm Gonna Lose It Anyway)"
September 24, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I love when I'm finally feeling like tackling a project after months of not having the energy to, only to find that a very important tool for said project has fallen victim to the timeless ADHD hit single "Putting This Object Somewhere I Won't Lose It (I'm Gonna Lose It Anyway)"
🎵Destinaaaaaaation unknown
Daylight come and me wanna go home🎵
Daylight come and me wanna go home🎵
August 17, 2024 at 6:45 AM
🎵Destinaaaaaaation unknown
Daylight come and me wanna go home🎵
Daylight come and me wanna go home🎵
Once I get my inflatable night club, it's over for you bitches.
June 28, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Once I get my inflatable night club, it's over for you bitches.
The bagel bites jingle really had no right going as hard as it did.
March 16, 2024 at 2:55 PM
The bagel bites jingle really had no right going as hard as it did.
Somebody called me Eleanor in an email response at work today and I was mad at first...
...until I realized that when I initially reached out to them, I accidentally called them the wrong (but similar) name, and you know what? I respect their response. Can't even be mad.
...until I realized that when I initially reached out to them, I accidentally called them the wrong (but similar) name, and you know what? I respect their response. Can't even be mad.
March 14, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Somebody called me Eleanor in an email response at work today and I was mad at first...
...until I realized that when I initially reached out to them, I accidentally called them the wrong (but similar) name, and you know what? I respect their response. Can't even be mad.
...until I realized that when I initially reached out to them, I accidentally called them the wrong (but similar) name, and you know what? I respect their response. Can't even be mad.
I'm 3 days into Invisalign treatment and I'm ready to square up and fist fight God just for making teeth necessary.
February 17, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I'm 3 days into Invisalign treatment and I'm ready to square up and fist fight God just for making teeth necessary.
Do you ever lick a Nintendo Switch cartridge just to feel alive?
January 6, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Do you ever lick a Nintendo Switch cartridge just to feel alive?
Me: *Googles something mildly embarrassing while using incognito mode*
Google: Hey, you uhhh...wanna log in?
Me: *gestures at the incognito icon*
Google: ....you sure?
Google: Hey, you uhhh...wanna log in?
Me: *gestures at the incognito icon*
Google: ....you sure?
January 4, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Me: *Googles something mildly embarrassing while using incognito mode*
Google: Hey, you uhhh...wanna log in?
Me: *gestures at the incognito icon*
Google: ....you sure?
Google: Hey, you uhhh...wanna log in?
Me: *gestures at the incognito icon*
Google: ....you sure?
Sometimes, humans aren't terrible.
Whether you've seen this, or not, it is a thing of real magic.
December 28, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Sometimes, humans aren't terrible.
Chicken broth? You mean Meat Tea?
December 27, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Chicken broth? You mean Meat Tea?
If you need me, I'll be over here getting bullied by Spotify all day, apparently.
October 21, 2023 at 2:40 AM
If you need me, I'll be over here getting bullied by Spotify all day, apparently.
Bekant? Or Bewont?
September 1, 2023 at 7:11 PM
Bekant? Or Bewont?