Oh my god, that is so hilarious! I never knew that! But it definitely sounds like him. I was fascinated to learn that the reason he had his autobiography published 100 years after his death was because he helped get Ulysses Grant's wife paid under the table for her husband's book's royalties.

Billy sucked at building battering rams...

Ooo! I don't know that part. Haven't reached it in his memoir. What was it?

Congrats!

Mark Twain. Not sayin' he was a wimp, but between us it would be a pathetic slog. Then again, he'd probably have such creative ways of insulting me that I'd run off sobbing before the fight was concluded.

I know some people I would like to give those to. Hey, Jamie, come here!

The AI VOs are so comically bad. They hurt my ears to hear them. I'm almost tempted to run part of my sci fi novel through it (which has a lot of original names and words due to being sci fi) just for some kicks and giggles.