Good shout. 'Experiment', 'The Process' and 'Our Journey' all get ticked frequently.

We're crying out for someone who knows how to finish. We're just not clinical enough

Muggy is going on the MAFS bingo board in our house for the next series. Its been one of the sayings of the season. The Aussie version uses 'mugged off' it seems to be popular for that generation.

Not what I was expecting when I woke up to our first innings score. Our bowling has been impeccable

I've never seen that goal before but it's one of the most Clive Allen things I've ever seen.

I imagine this will go like Johnson: there will be a prolonged period of noticing things building towards “Much as we all love Boris, he has fucked it and he now has to resign with honour, and gain respect”. And when that doesn’t work, the really nasty stuff will come out.

How do you see us lining up Vic? I'd like to Strelec and Conway given a few games working as a front two, to develop a partnership. That said, I expect it to be 3 behind a front one.

I agree. My heart sinks whenever the ball goes to him as you just know that the move is likely to break down. I appreciate his effort and commitment but quality wise, nowhere near good enough for a team chasing automatic spots.

I think the WhatsApp groups they all inhabit and boil their brains in are far more dangerous than Twitter.