relaxedninja.bsky.social
@relaxedninja.bsky.social
We who are about to die, salute you.
Pictured below is the Devil's Wife:
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
When reached for comment, Melania responded:
August 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Amazing, classic line right here.
August 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It just went into overdrive.
August 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Acting FEMA head is literally Vigo The Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2. I cannot be the first, or even the 5th, person to notice this.
July 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
June 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
June 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Out here in Rockland County, NY. Got there 20 minutes before it ended, but I did hold up the corner of this banner for AT LEAST 5 minutes.

NO KINGS, etc...
June 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I think that warrants a reference to:
May 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Her too.
April 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Been loving these.
April 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Now choose your weapon.
January 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"You shall be visited by spirits three, wearing scrubs so comfortably."
December 25, 2024 at 12:01 AM
December 5, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Pictured below is the telegenic Matt Gaetz:
December 5, 2024 at 6:32 PM
November 16, 2024 at 1:24 AM
A classic.
November 12, 2024 at 9:34 PM
At your service.
November 8, 2024 at 2:12 AM
cats says do not spiral
November 6, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Sean Bean at the end of his arc in Equilibrium, sitting in an abandoned church and reading Yeats to fend off those dystopian vibes.
November 5, 2024 at 7:00 AM
October 31, 2024 at 10:51 PM
I was 10 when this movie came out in 1986. No messing around for me.
October 31, 2024 at 8:41 PM
it's not a dumpster!!!11!!
October 29, 2024 at 2:29 AM
See if they have weird flavours not found at conventional stores.
October 28, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Will no one milkshake this meddlesome pundit for me?
October 22, 2024 at 10:18 PM