Wes Relaxed
relaxedanderson.bsky.social
Wes Relaxed
@relaxedanderson.bsky.social
But they don't have a three minute trailer at the start asking the viewer to 'come with me, on a journey, to discover...' . And then they don't spend a third of the runtime telling you what's coming up and recapping what you've already seen. Without this, documentaries are unwatchable.
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Adaptive cruise control is the best thing to happen to cars in my lifetime. Hired a car with it this time last year and the 300 miles I drove with it were the least I've hated driving in decades.
December 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Fisher-Price Sid Vicious in the top left played a venue 50 metres from my front door a few years ago. I think I would rather travel to Riyadh with a bumbag full of heroin than walk over the road to see him.
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Didn't know that one. Having a listen to the album now. Cheers!
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I assume one is Merry Christmas Baby by Otis Redding. Drawing a blank on the other one though.
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Aww man! Not Steve!
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
David le Hérisson et le Pistolet à Patates
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If we can get her to see this then Charlotte Church will probably be at that Charlotte Church this time next week helping train immigrants to avoid lCE and making for an even better headline.
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The option's there but it's not clickable. Tried a couple of browsers in case it was my adblockers but still can't get it.
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Any idea how to buy two? I want one and I know someone who would love it as a Christmas present but Kickstarter is only letting me pledge for one.
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It should always be the richest person in the world on 31st December every year that gets the stake. Just imagine the extra fun at Christmas watching them all desperately trying to get rid of enough money to make themselves just the second richest person in the world.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Just switch it off when they go for a piss. People who can't see it when it's on don't miss it when it's off.
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Nah! Bit of BluTak and it's fine.
October 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Lemmy dying kicked off the 2016pocalypse. The world with Lemmy and the world without Lemmy are two very different places.
October 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Everyone who's ever tried to convince me to buy crypto has always fallen down on one question: how do I use it to buy a pint of milk?
Apparently it's more complicated than that...
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
You can get fucked all the way off with that.
October 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
October 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Alien is one of the first films of any sort I remember watching. I was about 4 or 5 and my dad had rented it. He didn't watch it that night so in the morning he had to choose between letting me watch with him, wasting a rental or paying a late fine.
October 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I can time the toaster pop up in my head and cue it with an Elvis-style flourish.
October 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Go Squiggle!
September 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
And it makes them put some thought into the track order as well. Instead of just putting all the hits first up and then letting it peter out.
September 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You're the expert. Exactly how much of history boils down to people just wanting to get plastered and have a good time but their betters don't like that so they make them do work and war and stuff?
September 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Imagine where we could be if we applied our brilliant engineering skills to anything other than being twats to each other.
We could all be popping over to Pluto for the weekend for an amazing festival.
Instead we're stuck on this shithole with a bunch of pricks who want to kill each other.
September 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM