Well, at least it wasn't the nuclear codes.

Ah, following in his bipartisan footsteps, are we, John? Is that your excuse for supporting a fascist takeover? I'm looking forward to voting for your primary opponent in a few years.

Wow. As the father of a soon to be teenage boy that spends a lot of unsupervised time on the internet, this is scary. Parents need to pay more attention to what their kids are watching.