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R.E.J.K.
@rejk.bsky.social
Welshman in Oxfordshire. 🏳️‍🌈
A lame joke, but she’s so pretty that I had to.
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Deadlifted over 150kg.

Not especially heavy but, having only started lifting in mid-2024, I’m enjoying the progress.

How about you?
December 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I remember reading Oliver Twist in school. The realisations that:

A) the first paragraph is also a sentence
B) the whole book is like that
C) there’s no way out of reading it
D) oh shit the teacher *likes* it and picked it on purpose?

were quite the heartbreak.
December 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Why would you drive when you can turn into a bat?
December 12, 2025 at 7:42 AM
It’s so pretty you almost don’t notice the murder scarecrow in the corner.
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Just Like Christmas, by Low
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Thanks!
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
For the blissfully unaware amongst us, who is this Mark?
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Hah! Good point.
October 30, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Then you’re not being inventive enough. Even Ross from Friends had the “moist maker”.
October 30, 2025 at 8:45 AM
How does that even come to exist? I’d love to have sat in that focus group where they were all “oh yes, shellfish and ketchup in a bottle, aha yes very good”.
October 30, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Some people from the North of England do this. Those of us from any other part of the UK are as appalled as you are.
October 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Spanish teacher here. Sash was trying to find things out too:

“Vámonos al viaje para buscar los sonidos mágicos de Ecuador”/“Let’s set off to seek the magical sounds of Ecuador”

There’s an irony in Sash having eclipsed all of those sounds. Could be why he also says “¡escúchame!”/“Listen to me!”
August 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
There’s no need to be mutually exclusive about it.

The problem with four-poster beds is that you’re more likely to bop your head.

And tbf to the one on the left, a lot of his other pics *are* in a much more salubrious milieu.
August 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
There is hope for you yet. This is not a completely kalamatous situation.
August 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh dear, this is catastrophically wrong.

Not even olive oil?
August 2, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Enjoy! How long have you been working on it / what are your ultimate goals?
January 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
“vibratiers”
January 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
What I’d love to know is where you found that shirt - the colours are fantastic.
January 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Hope you’ve got a decent weekend on the cards!
December 6, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Hello!
December 6, 2024 at 12:27 AM