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Kim Martini 🏳️‍🌈
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Oceanographer, founder of Tini Scientific. She/her 🏳️‍🌈. My goal in life was to throw expensive s**t in the ocean.

Then I did it and became a world expert on ocean sensors.
I like how you put it on the oldest bottle :)
September 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Oh have fun! Be on the lookout for the majestic trash eagles
June 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
At Safeway this week, rainbows are “seasonal” and “tie dye”. Is the “tie die” deadly typo a secret code I should be worried about?
June 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Chicken Jockey!
June 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
YES! That's the plan. You can share the data just like you would send a photo. Text your besties a JSON!

There's also a neat little map that also shows you where you took the data! I just don't want to show everyone where I live ha ha.
May 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I heard! Congrats!
May 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Omg I love this!
May 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Creepy?
May 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Also I have software that will output the data in real-time as a JSON from the Apple Watch Ultra (or any apple watch) if you want to be an alpha tester.
March 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Yesish with the apple watch Ultra. Depends on whether you are close to wifi or cell service. I've been testing the GPS on my watch and there is a continuous dynamic correction. The best is within 10 feet, but sometimes it puts me on the other side of the street.
March 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I also highly recommend getting scope of work in your inbox! Always some wormhole of random information to fall into.
March 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Know anyone that needs a consultant to make those sensors work better? Because I am really good at that 🙃
March 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I am Great Salt Lake levels....UNMEASUREABLE.
February 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ha ha ha! Yes I kind of love this. They should also make the baby seals wear matching sweatbands on their foreheads.
February 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You are not alone! But you got this. Some of my most impactful work for the sciences was outside of academia.
February 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM