using my human-made gun to shoot my human-made self behind the human-made waffle house

before; copilot. went Woke. Alas!!!

this happens ALL the time i swear it ruins every argument

#Reblog #TruthNuke

many such cases

best course of action here is to consult grokipedia, obviously

thank god im not at walmart i just fell to my knees because of this

big fan of this one

i share yhis sentiment

back when poob had everything. now squidwards on Flapjack

going to sob i think

unbelievably cool stuff

now this is a clockwork orange

woke is when you LIBS come up to me and try to TAKE my FIREARM. when you put those SOFT girlish liberal hands on my gun… those gentle caring small hands on my body…. damn liberals… playing with my hair… makin me tingle with those girly little fingers… mmmmmfgh…. libs….
#YIAYwoke

my favorite unintentional time capsule account

i do wish there was a better mode of transportation to put in tunnels. shame i just can't quite put my finger on it...