I'll take any opportunity to share this real lesbian sword

What's the best name for a fair folk drag queen?

Change Lynne

You enjoy fight scenes because you like violence for the sake of violence.

I enjoy fight scenes because I have a competency kink.

We are not the same.

Getting a bunch of dysphoria from my Adam's apple today. God damn original sin.

Please tell my cat that
sitting on me won't get him
food any faster.

#haiku #cat

Watch Witch Watch’s new trailer for some witchy watchiness

After long consideration, I will no longer be associated with these cute fuzzy little guys.

None of my players are ready for the crystal sphere hopping Gith and Giff comedy duo Imma throw at them. They sail around hinting ilithid in their little jammer skiff that can Dream of the Blue Veil once a week. They will be glorious and reoccurring across campaigns.

#dnd #d&d #spelljammer

I've added too much liquid to my rosé sauce, and now it's tomato soup.

When I got this app it was to post memes and self deprecating humour, not realizing I'm a nerdy bitch who only thinks about dnd.

The longer I go without running a session of D&D, the more cool ideas I have. The more cool ideas I have, the more dangerous the next encounter is for my players.

Schedule sessions.
Save lives.

#dnd #d&d #ttrpg #dm #dungeonmaster

So jealous of Shinji just getting to be soup for a month.

#evangelion #neongenesisevangelion #ShinjiIkari

This is who I want to be.

Don't step into the bookstore. It's a trap. You'll never escape.