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Vecna, when he's chasing me and begins to hear the theme song to 'Darkwing Duck':
#strangerthings
#strangerthings
December 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Vecna, when he's chasing me and begins to hear the theme song to 'Darkwing Duck':
#strangerthings
#strangerthings
If I ever have a broken leg during Halloween, I'll either go as Jimmy Stewart from 'Rear Window' or as GREG.... JENNINGS... and put the team on my back.
October 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If I ever have a broken leg during Halloween, I'll either go as Jimmy Stewart from 'Rear Window' or as GREG.... JENNINGS... and put the team on my back.
When Olympic fencers go to sign autographs for their fans they use epee pens.
September 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
When Olympic fencers go to sign autographs for their fans they use epee pens.
I think I would give a month's salary if a reporter asked him if he could describe scoring in Tennis.
September 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I think I would give a month's salary if a reporter asked him if he could describe scoring in Tennis.
Me, to literally anyone, when "Beautiful Things" is played on the radio:
September 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Me, to literally anyone, when "Beautiful Things" is played on the radio:
I saw there was a company that made a MAGA whiskey.
I wonder if it was aged 13 years. Just how he likes it.
I wonder if it was aged 13 years. Just how he likes it.
August 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I saw there was a company that made a MAGA whiskey.
I wonder if it was aged 13 years. Just how he likes it.
I wonder if it was aged 13 years. Just how he likes it.
I want to write a movie starring Tom Holland and Tom Hollander opposite Phoebe Bridgers and Phoebe Waller-Bridge.
August 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I want to write a movie starring Tom Holland and Tom Hollander opposite Phoebe Bridgers and Phoebe Waller-Bridge.
Roses are red,
Onions have layers,
Onions have layers,
August 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Roses are red,
Onions have layers,
Onions have layers,
When you're next to a super jacked up pickup at a stop light and you activate the sport mode on your 2018 Honda Accord hybrid so you can smoke those fools and their truck nutz.
August 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
When you're next to a super jacked up pickup at a stop light and you activate the sport mode on your 2018 Honda Accord hybrid so you can smoke those fools and their truck nutz.
The horse was on the roof of the hospital yesterday?
August 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The horse was on the roof of the hospital yesterday?
Just curious about weather a Cybertruck would be a really douchey Autobot or a really douchey Decepticon.
July 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Just curious about weather a Cybertruck would be a really douchey Autobot or a really douchey Decepticon.
Me, avoiding the AT&T sales people at Costco
July 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Me, avoiding the AT&T sales people at Costco
Many people blame the steaminess around the country on #cornsweat. I blame the #Corenswet.
July 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Many people blame the steaminess around the country on #cornsweat. I blame the #Corenswet.
That one GIF of Ken Wantanabe from the 2014 Godzilla movie is about to go to WERK...
June 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
That one GIF of Ken Wantanabe from the 2014 Godzilla movie is about to go to WERK...
I'm all for free speech and everything, but I think we can all agree that this man needs to be silenced.
March 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm all for free speech and everything, but I think we can all agree that this man needs to be silenced.
James Cameron's "The Terminator" walked so Wendy's "The Baconator" could run.
February 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
James Cameron's "The Terminator" walked so Wendy's "The Baconator" could run.
You think YOU had a bad weekend? I was stuck sitting behind Jayden Smith at the Grammys. Beat that.
February 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
You think YOU had a bad weekend? I was stuck sitting behind Jayden Smith at the Grammys. Beat that.
Letting the leopards eat your face to own the libs...
February 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Letting the leopards eat your face to own the libs...
At some point in your life, conversations with your parents are just them telling you about health problems of them and their friends or the plot of the TV show they just watched...
January 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
At some point in your life, conversations with your parents are just them telling you about health problems of them and their friends or the plot of the TV show they just watched...
In Star Trek: First Contact, the crew travels back in time to the year 2063, which Data points out is "Approximately 10 years after the 3rd World War."
"That'll never happen..." We said in 1996.
Now? Ehhhh... not so sure.
"That'll never happen..." We said in 1996.
Now? Ehhhh... not so sure.
January 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
In Star Trek: First Contact, the crew travels back in time to the year 2063, which Data points out is "Approximately 10 years after the 3rd World War."
"That'll never happen..." We said in 1996.
Now? Ehhhh... not so sure.
"That'll never happen..." We said in 1996.
Now? Ehhhh... not so sure.