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He/Him. Chee-burg bastard. Not hot but spicy. 1% evil, 99% hot gas. A miserable little pile of secrets. ISFJ. ACAB. BLM. Trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️ Free Palestine from Zionism.

18+ follow at own risk; unabashedly horny on main.
Huh. Well I’ll be goddamned, I actually won a Champions Meeting and my team even swept the podium. Sure, it was only in Group B but it’s farther than I ever thought I’d get in PvP. That Summer Maruzenky I trained really came through when I needed her to most.

#ウマ娘
#Umamusume
#LeoCup
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The really stupid thing about this whole “real Americans don’t call anybody but the sister of a parent ‘aunt!’” tantrum is that in one of the most famous sitcoms in American history, one of the three adult leads is the dad’s friend from college but he is still always called “Uncle Joey” by the kids.
October 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I got real excited when I saw the accented doors thinking I might have actually pulled Doto. But it’s just the regular other Maruzensky. Which is…fine. I like her a lot. But still…dang. 😐

#Umamusume
#ウマ娘
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This is the Smoking Skull. It is the primary logo for retired professional wrestler, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.

This is a mudhole stomping skull, not a Nazi skull. It means that you are in danger of being assaulted by a bald redneck from Texas. And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so.
October 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Well, with being bound to what I’ve been fortunate enough to pull as a F2P player, I think this is about as good as I’m gonna get for a Leo Cup contending Maruzensky. 3rd best run of all time across all my careers. I got real bad luck with skill hints, though.

#ウマ娘
#Umamusume
October 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I had enough carats for exactly one (1) 10-pull so I really needed it to count. And my wildest wishes were granted. It’s good to see you again, Maruzensky.

#Umamusume
#ウマ娘
October 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Happy Bruno Sammartino Day to all those with Italian heritage living in America. Don’t celebrate that other fuckwad who didn’t even get where he wanted to and caused a genocide. Bruno was an actual role model and a highly respected and successful man. Make the second Monday in October about him. 🇮🇹
October 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
September 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Literally the first uma in the gates of my free event 10-pull. And I also finally finished up the last star pieces I needed for 3* Nice Nature. Now my whole roster is at least 3*

Also, from the intro to the event story, did they steal Agnes Tachyon’s tech from her story mode for the VR?

#Umamusume
September 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
September 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Nearly perfect run, considering the sparks and support cards available to me. My only real disappointment was Special Week not giving the hint for Gourmand. But I guess this means Maya and I have to get married now.

#Umamusume
#ウマ娘
#MayanoTopGun
#マヤノトップガン
September 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Saw a video in my YouTube recommendations about who the most loved and hated VTubers allegedly are and the thumbnail art had put Inugami Korone of all people on the “hated” side. Surely there has to be a more dignified way to beg for attention and views than just resorting to blatant lies like that.
September 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Finally. FINALLY I get to see Agnes Tachyon’s (mostly) full power and also watch her run in her actual racewear instead of looking very silly always being in the concert outfit. Heck, I even managed to max her potential out ahead of this because of how long it took to unlock 3*.

#Umamusume
#ウマ娘
September 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I finally got around to watching the few episodes of the Umamusume anime uploaded to YouTube (god I miss my Crunchyroll Premium…) and my first real takeaway is man, Spica Trainer kinda sucks at his job, huh? I’m starting to understand why McQueen and the rest of Team Spica beats his ass up so much.
September 7, 2025 at 8:32 AM
And there we have it. I’m sure that in the future I’ll get higher scoring runs but this one will probably always be my favorite. Absolutely everything went beautifully from start to finish. The Centurial Overlord has ascended to her rightful throne.

#Umamusume
#ウマ娘
#ゲームウマ娘
#TMOperaO
#テイエムオペラオー
September 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Training Narita Taishin during her career summarized:

#Umamusume
August 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Wow. Failing a training check with a 96% chance of success and the Practice Perfect O status. That’s truly a new low. McQueen, your final individual story chapter better be worth it because I am really not too fond of you right now.

#Umamusume
July 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It’s been a year now but my heart is still shattered without you here. I miss you so fucking much. And I still will never forgive myself for not visiting you in the hospital or all the emotional torture I put you through for your last 36.5 years. I love you, Mom. 😭

(Image originally from Zentreya)
July 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Happy birthday. You should have been 68 years old today. 😢
June 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I miss the Whitecaps more every day.
June 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Stop doing the Fisher Price baby brain thing.
May 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
May 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Oh, right, that’s today. Time to just remove myself from the internet for the rest of the day. I can’t deal with this publicly right now.
May 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I miss my Black Kyurem so much. Absolutely legendary fumble of 2025 by me for unfusing it while thinking because it had Glaciate before fusing, I’d have no consequences and could just re-fuse it. But it’s also completely bullshit that Niantic allows that to happen in the first place.

#PokemonGO
April 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM