you are a magnet for terrible pathetic men

meant to quote post but LOOK HOW AMAZING MY PARTNER IS GIVE THEM HEAD PATS

NO BREN YOU'RE NOT ALOUD TO BE HURT

AGAIN damn man take care of yourself for me that sucks

well damn! that certainly wasn't on my bingo card

I really wanna try to get this from memory, that print makes me think OLD Nintendo like before they swallowed sega, I don't feel like it's mario, maybe a legend of zelda title?

HELL YEAH CONGRATS YOU TWO!!

no idea what happened but assuming it was just another dumpster pushed down the hill FUCK them

donkey kong? I feel like that's a one if the bees/wasps under there

bullshit is what it is

Yes, and soon you'll fulfill your destiny.

Expect some cooky old person to give you a ridiculous quest with no direction nor reward soon