Regis
@regis.bsky.social
Former Mets ticket plan holder
My views are my own and should also be yours
My views are my own and should also be yours
I think about this all the time
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I think about this all the time
Not a poodle in sight :(
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Not a poodle in sight :(
Bay and Verlander come to mind
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Bay and Verlander come to mind
Sadly Chris Berman holds that title
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Sadly Chris Berman holds that title
Any man who has never in his life eaten a salad by his own admission is a goddamn hero
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Any man who has never in his life eaten a salad by his own admission is a goddamn hero
LISTEN! Backup your phone. Completely factory reset. Put data back on phone. System data massively reduced! This drove me crazy.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
LISTEN! Backup your phone. Completely factory reset. Put data back on phone. System data massively reduced! This drove me crazy.
Backup your phone
Completely wipe and reset it
Put data back on phone
The system data will be dramatically reduced!
Completely wipe and reset it
Put data back on phone
The system data will be dramatically reduced!
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Backup your phone
Completely wipe and reset it
Put data back on phone
The system data will be dramatically reduced!
Completely wipe and reset it
Put data back on phone
The system data will be dramatically reduced!
RIP clock, you were a fierce friend
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
RIP clock, you were a fierce friend
Oh man I think you’re right
May 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Oh man I think you’re right
There is not one second at a Mets game where either baseball is being played or there is a DJ dropping beats for a dance crew doing flips on the dugout
May 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
There is not one second at a Mets game where either baseball is being played or there is a DJ dropping beats for a dance crew doing flips on the dugout