spoilers: this is an aKotSK fandom account for the season
@regipsaloquitur.com
Apple geek, law nerd, tea ſnob, Internet governance wonk, techno-animiſt, hedoniſt. Weirdly enamored of the DNS. USB condom fairy. I ſkeet (that really what we’re doing‽) ſolely in my own capacity. RS/❤️≠Endorſment ſhe/her
I ain't got a lady's maid.
December 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I ain't got a lady's maid.
ahahaha, I have found a new favorite way to mess with them
December 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
ahahaha, I have found a new favorite way to mess with them
when you see this post an image from your gallery that describes your mental health 🫵
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
when you see this post an image from your gallery that describes your mental health 🫵
LMAO, I was looking for a note and ran across this random one:
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
LMAO, I was looking for a note and ran across this random one:
Quote tweet with your most recently saved meme. Mine is uh. Apparently my motto in life.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Quote tweet with your most recently saved meme. Mine is uh. Apparently my motto in life.
::extremely Street Fighter voice::
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
::extremely Street Fighter voice::
Nothing says “welcome” like “we don’t trust you with our hangars” 🥰 #hotellife
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Nothing says “welcome” like “we don’t trust you with our hangars” 🥰 #hotellife
I found the MOST GLORIOUS TOWN IN THE ‘VERSE!
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I found the MOST GLORIOUS TOWN IN THE ‘VERSE!
“His self-portrait is in your [the blue] room. He’s an odd lookin’ fella.”
November 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
“His self-portrait is in your [the blue] room. He’s an odd lookin’ fella.”
I like my men like I like my guinness:
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I like my men like I like my guinness:
Friend: I can't believe you pulled out DNS and BIND on the FIRST DAY.
Me: Look, it's a comprehensive description of how things fit together!!
Me: Look, it's a comprehensive description of how things fit together!!
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Friend: I can't believe you pulled out DNS and BIND on the FIRST DAY.
Me: Look, it's a comprehensive description of how things fit together!!
Me: Look, it's a comprehensive description of how things fit together!!
Sat across from this for the hours and neither whipped out my phillips head nor killed anyone. I deserve a cookie.
October 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Sat across from this for the hours and neither whipped out my phillips head nor killed anyone. I deserve a cookie.
DM: He casts toll the dead—more like TROLL the dead, amirite??
Player 2: Troll the dead is that image of the dude doing this at a gravestone ✌🏼
Player 2: Troll the dead is that image of the dude doing this at a gravestone ✌🏼
September 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
DM: He casts toll the dead—more like TROLL the dead, amirite??
Player 2: Troll the dead is that image of the dude doing this at a gravestone ✌🏼
Player 2: Troll the dead is that image of the dude doing this at a gravestone ✌🏼
That "anymore" is doing a whole lot of work. I've never heard of you. I have NEVER wanted to hear from you.
September 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
That "anymore" is doing a whole lot of work. I've never heard of you. I have NEVER wanted to hear from you.
Ah yes, the three genders: skirt, ao dai, and pants.
September 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Ah yes, the three genders: skirt, ao dai, and pants.
Sister #3 is getting into the shitposting, #4, the middle, the peacemaker, trying to rein us in.
Honestly proud of us.
I hope Eustace and Eustace appreciate all I do for them.
Honestly proud of us.
I hope Eustace and Eustace appreciate all I do for them.
September 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sister #3 is getting into the shitposting, #4, the middle, the peacemaker, trying to rein us in.
Honestly proud of us.
I hope Eustace and Eustace appreciate all I do for them.
Honestly proud of us.
I hope Eustace and Eustace appreciate all I do for them.
My nibling just had twins and the family group chat is examining the saints of the day to recommend names. Me:
September 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My nibling just had twins and the family group chat is examining the saints of the day to recommend names. Me:
From the archives: an EPIC lawyer autocorrect.
August 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
From the archives: an EPIC lawyer autocorrect.
Teaching children responsibility results in more responsible children! Who'da thunk?
I swear that people forget they were ever children.
I swear that people forget they were ever children.
![Screenshot of a skeet Taylor Lorenz:
A comprehensive review of research on the topic shows that “educating students in responsible phone use is a more sustainable and wholistic attempt to address problematic usage rather than enacting whole-of-school banning policies.”
link goes to https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/20556365241270394
and she has an embedded image that says :Evidence for and against banning mobile phones in schools: A scoping review (by Marilyn Campbell, Elizabeth J. Edwards, […], and Thuy-Anh Nguyen +6 more; Volume 34, Issue 3 of the Journal of Psychologists and Counsellors in Schools; https://doi.org/10.1177/20556365241270394](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ntnzkewywsnedmtwo7uayn24/bafkreidptznplmfaj3ipis6raxfnqszxdsukt4duyq25aii46mvlatrave@jpeg)
August 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Teaching children responsibility results in more responsible children! Who'da thunk?
I swear that people forget they were ever children.
I swear that people forget they were ever children.
This is the energy I want my friends to bring when my mom kicks it 😂
August 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This is the energy I want my friends to bring when my mom kicks it 😂
I once admonished a [lawyer] friend of mine that he should use a screen protector. “I don’t have client-sensitive information on the screen”, quoth them. Yeah. But everything is information you don’t know what you’re sharing and with whom. Practice safe browsing and wear a screen protector.
August 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I once admonished a [lawyer] friend of mine that he should use a screen protector. “I don’t have client-sensitive information on the screen”, quoth them. Yeah. But everything is information you don’t know what you’re sharing and with whom. Practice safe browsing and wear a screen protector.
Vegas, I am in you!!
August 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Vegas, I am in you!!
I like this sentiment but I can never wrap my head around it. Somehow it’s despair that makes me fight, not hope. But whatever gets us to stand together. ⚔️
August 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I like this sentiment but I can never wrap my head around it. Somehow it’s despair that makes me fight, not hope. But whatever gets us to stand together. ⚔️
Hey, #lawsky, a friend found this image and wants to read the whole document. I have tracked down that it is RELATED to United States v. Chapman (1:24-cr-00220-RDM in USDC DC) but the only document I can find is the grand jury indictment—this seems to be evidence…? Any help?
July 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Hey, #lawsky, a friend found this image and wants to read the whole document. I have tracked down that it is RELATED to United States v. Chapman (1:24-cr-00220-RDM in USDC DC) but the only document I can find is the grand jury indictment—this seems to be evidence…? Any help?
As Associate GC, I’m “senior management” so: bring it on.
July 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
As Associate GC, I’m “senior management” so: bring it on.