Shane Simmons
@regeya.bsky.social
I'm just here, man. Full disclosure, the profile pic is definitely AI generated. I'm not putting my real photo on here.
Nothing wrong with being friendly with your coworkers but yeah, it's probably not a good idea to be friends with them.
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Nothing wrong with being friendly with your coworkers but yeah, it's probably not a good idea to be friends with them.
You know what's good for that? A Diet Coke and a berder.
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
You know what's good for that? A Diet Coke and a berder.
Please applaud, room full of people who can be punished for booing me
September 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Please applaud, room full of people who can be punished for booing me
I mean...I checked my old X feed this morning, and immediately reported James Woods to the FBI. Even James frickin' Woods is calling for violence against the left. Because everyone must suffer for the actions of one gunman, I suppose?
September 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I mean...I checked my old X feed this morning, and immediately reported James Woods to the FBI. Even James frickin' Woods is calling for violence against the left. Because everyone must suffer for the actions of one gunman, I suppose?
It troubles me how much the old site has filled with "this is the turning point" and "it's time to stop seeing liberals as humans" as if Charlie was some beacon of peace and reason and that there wasn't already violent rot in the movement. I genuinely want all these people to take a breath.
September 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It troubles me how much the old site has filled with "this is the turning point" and "it's time to stop seeing liberals as humans" as if Charlie was some beacon of peace and reason and that there wasn't already violent rot in the movement. I genuinely want all these people to take a breath.
Yeah...and I guess that's thanks to the Start menu in 1995. Heh.
I wonder what a better word would have been for the Start menu? Just Menu? I don't know. Start kinda makes sense in the "Start Here" sense.
I wonder what a better word would have been for the Start menu? Just Menu? I don't know. Start kinda makes sense in the "Start Here" sense.
August 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Yeah...and I guess that's thanks to the Start menu in 1995. Heh.
I wonder what a better word would have been for the Start menu? Just Menu? I don't know. Start kinda makes sense in the "Start Here" sense.
I wonder what a better word would have been for the Start menu? Just Menu? I don't know. Start kinda makes sense in the "Start Here" sense.
I feel this way about Windows insisting that TPM has to be enabled. I figure the next step will be that the upcoming ARM PCs will have locked bootloaders. Microsoft already tried it; thankfully that hardware failed in the market.
August 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I feel this way about Windows insisting that TPM has to be enabled. I figure the next step will be that the upcoming ARM PCs will have locked bootloaders. Microsoft already tried it; thankfully that hardware failed in the market.
Ah yes, my phone that has a locked bootloader?
I'm hoping the EU cracks down on it and it triggers manufacturers to stop locking bootloaders. I'd love to install Ubuntu Touch or KDE or whatever on my phone, seriously.
I'm hoping the EU cracks down on it and it triggers manufacturers to stop locking bootloaders. I'd love to install Ubuntu Touch or KDE or whatever on my phone, seriously.
August 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ah yes, my phone that has a locked bootloader?
I'm hoping the EU cracks down on it and it triggers manufacturers to stop locking bootloaders. I'd love to install Ubuntu Touch or KDE or whatever on my phone, seriously.
I'm hoping the EU cracks down on it and it triggers manufacturers to stop locking bootloaders. I'd love to install Ubuntu Touch or KDE or whatever on my phone, seriously.
He talks like a four year old.
August 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
He talks like a four year old.
They look a lot wickeder than they actually are. They mostly just eat bugs.
July 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
They look a lot wickeder than they actually are. They mostly just eat bugs.
The new Smothers Brothers happened in the 80s, man
June 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The new Smothers Brothers happened in the 80s, man
That's what glass looks like?
Eww.
I'm sorry, but...
Eww.
Eww.
I'm sorry, but...
Eww.
June 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
That's what glass looks like?
Eww.
I'm sorry, but...
Eww.
Eww.
I'm sorry, but...
Eww.
I mean, you see the concern trolling in this video: this will put law enforcement in danger, apparently, because it will lead to them being doxxed.
I don't buy that as an argument. A police force that has to be secret, is way too slippery a slope imho.
I don't buy that as an argument. A police force that has to be secret, is way too slippery a slope imho.
June 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I mean, you see the concern trolling in this video: this will put law enforcement in danger, apparently, because it will lead to them being doxxed.
I don't buy that as an argument. A police force that has to be secret, is way too slippery a slope imho.
I don't buy that as an argument. A police force that has to be secret, is way too slippery a slope imho.
It's one of those things that's satisfying to watch, Tucker hammering away and Ted floundering, but it kind of falls apart once you realize that all he's doing is making Tucker flounder on things he doesn't know offhand. For example, Ted's totally right, he was indirectly quoting a real Bible verse
June 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It's one of those things that's satisfying to watch, Tucker hammering away and Ted floundering, but it kind of falls apart once you realize that all he's doing is making Tucker flounder on things he doesn't know offhand. For example, Ted's totally right, he was indirectly quoting a real Bible verse
I wish there was a way to take the current footage, looking as good as it does now, but cut the same as, I don't know, the VHS release from 1994 and older.
June 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I wish there was a way to take the current footage, looking as good as it does now, but cut the same as, I don't know, the VHS release from 1994 and older.
Is there a California John Brown Gun Club?
June 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Is there a California John Brown Gun Club?
Distraction. Now all people are talking about is LA, instead of Trump and Elon
June 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Distraction. Now all people are talking about is LA, instead of Trump and Elon
Normal people: oh, okay
Right wingers: LAPD is obviously lying, this is literally 1984
So Operation Distract People from Elon is working
Right wingers: LAPD is obviously lying, this is literally 1984
So Operation Distract People from Elon is working
June 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Normal people: oh, okay
Right wingers: LAPD is obviously lying, this is literally 1984
So Operation Distract People from Elon is working
Right wingers: LAPD is obviously lying, this is literally 1984
So Operation Distract People from Elon is working
This absolutely f's their effort to shut down NASA, doesn't it?
June 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This absolutely f's their effort to shut down NASA, doesn't it?