Describing Moorpark as being the "off the map" area that historically was marked "Here be Dragons" is highly accurate.

Source: having grown up in Moorpark in the 80s-90s.

Somebody convinced me to get a propane flame weeder. On the windy, dry shortgrass prairies of eastern Colorado. It was a miracle I didn’t burn down everything from
there to Kansas.

Worst scuba dive ever.

I know the "every accusation is an admission" thing with them is a meme, but that's just too obvious. It was definitely Trump who 'broke the seal' on the 'F-bomb in televised political speech' thing.

Ah, yeah that's not so good for the hangover is it.

Or maybe a cider more than a wine? But now I'm wondering if the sugar and liquid content in the pulp is wrong for a real direct fermentation / brewing process.

Probably tannin-y as hell, too.

"People come to Parks to heal. Nature is old, strong medicine. Most people do get better while here, and you'll never know about them. But just like at hospitals, some don't get better, and sometimes they end here." -- an old LE Ranger friend on how they dealt with situations like this.

Live look at flights in and out of Texas once DOGE eliminates TSA.

UPI editor: "How many times can we cram 'of Mexico' into this article now that the courts let AP back in over this?"

UPI reporter: "Got ya, fam."

"DCA can't catch a break" has been typed so often on my chats that it is now an auto-complete option on my phone.

The amount of rage and mockery that erupted on the NPS employee FB groups and Signal chats when Cookie Monster Doug said that... hooo boy.

Cherry blossom festival time = ALL THE KITES in DC. Hard to see in the pic but this is at the Washington Monument today. Hundreds of em. We wondered if a helicopter would eat one.

Same with DoI. Current theory in the NPS groups is they’re finally following through with an announcement from months ago that “early” direct deposits would stop.

"Check yo' staging."
- @scottmanley.bsky.social