A newly discovered species of cactus is discovered using energy dispersive X-ray analysis.

How often do you see all such shapes in a single XPS pattern?!

You are in a hurry, and want to create as many papers as possible. Consequently, you do your photoshopping at almost light speed. Length contraction is a natural consequence of this phenomenon.

Be Responsible like @WorldScientific. Claim to follow the @C0PE guidelines, but hire an EiC that proudly answers like this. And, don't forget to ignore the complaints you receive via email.

These days I see asymmetric error bars everywhere. Is it OK?

*Challenge 5* (level newbie):
Some plots might be similar. Right