One day you can reminisce w/ ur MAGA friends & fam about Trump when this is over. You’ll say: “remember when you were a dumb bitch & supported that dumb bitch POTUS despite him being a dumb bitch & destroyed everyone’s savings purely for the sake of being a dumb bitch? Wow. U sure were a dumb bitch.

My mom introduced me to Joplin. Thanks, mom!

I am in the "I now collect curio and chotkes" part of midlife. I day-drink for the crisis part.

Didn't they steal Superman's hair in this movie? Even as a kid I wondered how they cut the hair so easily. The hair was displayed holding a giant weight. I may be misremembering all of this, so feel free to ignore me.

A broken racist child, born to a broken billionaire man, is the last person that should have won the keys to the Chocolate Factory.

If you cannot successfully sell steaks, alcohol, and gambling to Americans: you're a very stupid business person.

Bat+Cat forever!

Better now. Happy day to you 💙