you know what…

Jesus. I can’t even walk to the kitchen without tripping. That’s just crazy.

What do you call someone who can only afford to eat pasta at this point? Am I a Pastafarian now? Cause the fruits & veggie aisle, coffee aisle, meat aisle, etc. are all a big nope for me after what I saw yesterday. I’m gonna be making a lot of soups and stews this winter.

If we had a functioning press, that would be pointed out in every headline, and mentioned in every commentary. He’s the President, it’s within his power to just release the files.

Good call out!

We’d rather strip a refugee of their last penny, than demand the rich contribute their fair share to society. And by “we” I mean all of us.

he gets famous for saying motherfucker, I get sent to HR.

thanks for the heads up!

Love it.

Maybe I should rent out my swimming pool for doggie swims in the summer.

I think it was a “training mission”. Watch what happens after midterms if they lose control of congress.

I can’t imagine what it’s like to be the mother of one of the most childish, petulant, ignorant humans to ever be put in charge of our military.

These. People. Vote. And. Reproduce.