Keep throwing soup on priceless paintings, loser. That'll fix things!

Costco charges an onerous membership fee to keep undesireables out, Wal-Mart doesn't.

Ah you're a total bitch.

wtf happened to you man?

They let you out of the nut house or you get to post from there?

She is a vile, disgusting, POS

News of your death will be cause for celebration too

They wrote a script to periodically push code to their repo so it makes them look like they're working for the company they do not actually do any work for. RIP King.

Heteronormative slave owners make me sick

I know a guy