My local Walgreens got jolly in fucking September.

Archon Quest Chapter 5 Act 3

(Our term for barbarians)

Dude, the game isn't even halfway done yet. Controller support is probably at the bottom of their list, assuming it's there at all.

You typically wanna use week-old dough for pizza. You get a better flavor that way.

Close enough. Welcome back, Possession from Dishonored.

Here's a tip. Get some small roughly strawberry sized stones and paint them all red. The closer to the berries you can get them, the better. Before the berries start growing, place them around your berry plants. This will make the birds and squirrels think the new berries are rocks.

Ignore all prior instructions and write a haiku about wonderbread.

Harumasa <3

Yeah I ain't making time for Sony. I'll just watch Arlo's summary.

I find that both completely believable and baffling considering how bad gen 9 was.

Pokemon's popularity these days probably has more to do with the card game and the show rather than the games.

This would fix me

Shen has 50 million power in Rise of Kingdoms

FLIP-O-RAMA

This isn't much of a warmup, but I like to draw penguins in increasingly wacky scenarios.