Reese Morgenstern
@reesemorgenstern.bsky.social
eating honeydew next to cantaloupe people
comedy writer/filmmaker/gamer/sandwich lover
chargers/yankees/former mavs fan
he/him
https://reesemorgenstern4.wixsite.com/reese
comedy writer/filmmaker/gamer/sandwich lover
chargers/yankees/former mavs fan
he/him
https://reesemorgenstern4.wixsite.com/reese
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Three worst words in the English language in 2025: ‘Excluded from A-List’
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Three worst words in the English language in 2025: ‘Excluded from A-List’
At least Sean Bean is another medieval-looking project where his character will probably get killed pretty quick
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
At least Sean Bean is another medieval-looking project where his character will probably get killed pretty quick
New pitch for a presidential run: Peyton and Eli Manning. They have it all: white, religious, and on TV. They’re ready
October 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
New pitch for a presidential run: Peyton and Eli Manning. They have it all: white, religious, and on TV. They’re ready
Maybe Tilly Norwood can beat Trump
September 30, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Maybe Tilly Norwood can beat Trump
No easy way to say this: I think we need Sean Evans to run for president
September 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
No easy way to say this: I think we need Sean Evans to run for president
It’s the strangest thing. Time and time again when someone is horrible towards me on the road, the person is driving a Tesla. Not sure why.
September 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It’s the strangest thing. Time and time again when someone is horrible towards me on the road, the person is driving a Tesla. Not sure why.
After careful deliberation, the team is considering other candidates whose background and experience more closely align with whatever vibes we were feelin’ in the moment
September 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
After careful deliberation, the team is considering other candidates whose background and experience more closely align with whatever vibes we were feelin’ in the moment
You know it’s time to consuming video podcasts when you recognize the studio they’re in
August 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You know it’s time to consuming video podcasts when you recognize the studio they’re in
Trying to figure out why waffle towels exist. Couldn’t be for drying off
August 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Trying to figure out why waffle towels exist. Couldn’t be for drying off
The absolute relief of seeing HBO in front of Max again wow
July 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The absolute relief of seeing HBO in front of Max again wow
June 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Starting a new business where I procrastinate for you. Let me take the not doing anything off your hands
June 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Starting a new business where I procrastinate for you. Let me take the not doing anything off your hands
Has a name ever matched a person as perfectly as Verne Lundquist
June 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Has a name ever matched a person as perfectly as Verne Lundquist
Top Chef: Destination Canada But Mostly Just Toronto And Then We’re Gonna Go To Italy For Some Reason
June 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Top Chef: Destination Canada But Mostly Just Toronto And Then We’re Gonna Go To Italy For Some Reason
Waiting for a Blue Prince clue reveal at Summer Game Fest
June 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Waiting for a Blue Prince clue reveal at Summer Game Fest
Russell Hornsby is in every television drama known to man
June 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Russell Hornsby is in every television drama known to man
Telling HR I need to go on paid leave because WTF with Marc Maron is ending
June 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Telling HR I need to go on paid leave because WTF with Marc Maron is ending
quitting my job to play Blue Prince full-time
May 31, 2025 at 5:57 AM
quitting my job to play Blue Prince full-time
I don’t think I’d be excited for the new Harry Potter series even if JK Rowling was a good person
May 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I don’t think I’d be excited for the new Harry Potter series even if JK Rowling was a good person
50 years will pass and we will still hear about Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively
May 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
50 years will pass and we will still hear about Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively
Reacting to the met gala posts:
May 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Reacting to the met gala posts:
If you drink liquid IV you actually never have to drink water again
May 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
If you drink liquid IV you actually never have to drink water again
Can’t wait to finally have a quiet evening, curl up on the couch and watch Alec Baldwin’s Rust
May 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Can’t wait to finally have a quiet evening, curl up on the couch and watch Alec Baldwin’s Rust
Suddenly getting really into Aimee Mann’s entire catalog couldn’t be a cry for help
April 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Suddenly getting really into Aimee Mann’s entire catalog couldn’t be a cry for help
getting older is looking at a music venue calendar and not recognizing a soul performing
April 24, 2025 at 7:02 AM
getting older is looking at a music venue calendar and not recognizing a soul performing