Renee De Herrera
reeniedenver.bsky.social
Renee De Herrera
@reeniedenver.bsky.social
Writer, Horror Horror Movie Fanatic,
Comedy and Badass Indian Motorcycle Rider.
Jax Teller as Ed Gein in lingerie, makes me want to change my name to Victoria and share all my secrets. 🤣

#charliehunnam #edgein #EdGeinStory #monsterseries
October 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Waiting for an old lady to sit down on the airport shuttle before I take the seat and realize I’m the old lady. #flying #dia #airport #genx
September 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When I was little, I would collect all the fake credit cards that came in the mail. Now, I collect real credit cards and fake pay them. #creditcards #debt #shopping #genx #money #mail #funny
September 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
One thing about being with someone who’s age appropriate is…when you have to stop and pee 3 times in one hour they need to stop and pee too. #middleage #genx #gettingolder #dating
September 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Getting older is weird. 15 years ago I thought Jon Hamm’s chiseled jaw was sexy or Chris Hemsworth’s broad shoulders…but now, I’m looking at The Cypt Keeper thinking, “aren’t his eyes a pretty shade of light blue.” #gettingolder #middleage #cougar #women
August 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Who needs a samurai sword when you have an Otter Pop to slice your opponents open. #otterpop #otterpops #flav-or-ice #pop-ice #posicle
August 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Why are the parents of the Love Island cast members so proud of them? Is it because they made it onto a reality show or that they spend all day walking around in G strings? #loveisland #loveislandusa
July 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
 They expect it to be 100° at the Renaissance Festivall this weekend. It’s going to smell like the actual Renaissance. #renaissancefestival #larkspur #denver
June 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The DisneyWorld Princess Breakfast costs $1,050.00 for 5 people! That breakfast better come with a lap dance. #disneyworld #disneyprincess
June 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I play Jeopardy like a man swiping right on Tinder…I throw out as many answers as I can in hopes of landing just one. #jeopardy #tinder
June 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
We think dinosaurs were mean and
vicious, but what if they were all just running around like a bunch of silly Emus. #jurassicworldrebirth
June 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Was gonna try a ZBiotic but then I read the instructions and it said to “drink responsibly.” If I was going to drink responsibly I wouldn’t need a ZBiotic! #zbiotic
May 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
 The new Pope will be implementing Americanin culture in the Vatican. The confessionals will now be referred to as In-N-Out  booths. #pope #in-n-out #funny
May 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
They finally picked a new pope and he’s American. The Vatican’s new slogan is “Make the Vatican Great Again.”
He’s gonna issue tariffs on requests for forgiveness. #pope
May 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
We may be “Up In Smoke” today as a new pope is chosen. I’m excited to see which one they choose…Cheech or Chong. #pontiff #cheechmarin #pope
May 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I belong to an anxiety/panic attack group but nobody ever posts in it. #comedy
May 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
When you do the walk of shame…not from a one night stand but from Golden Corral. #buffet #funny
April 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM