I’m pretty sure that “So We Won’t Forget” by Khruangbin is the most beautiful song ever written
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I’m pretty sure that “So We Won’t Forget” by Khruangbin is the most beautiful song ever written
Dan Lanning broke James Franklin
October 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Dan Lanning broke James Franklin
Has anyone made the ‘Trump is invading Po(rt)land’ joke yet?
September 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Has anyone made the ‘Trump is invading Po(rt)land’ joke yet?
Growing up I lived in this placed called America. Super cool, you guys would have loved it, a genuine shame it doesn’t exist anymore
September 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Growing up I lived in this placed called America. Super cool, you guys would have loved it, a genuine shame it doesn’t exist anymore
As someone who has been banging the Tanner McKee drum since day 1, last night was as vindicating as possible (for week 1 of the preseason)
August 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
As someone who has been banging the Tanner McKee drum since day 1, last night was as vindicating as possible (for week 1 of the preseason)
Jon Bernthal barking like a dog whenever he’s playing the Punisher always entertains me. I don’t care how many people hate Marvel, that shit is awesome
April 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jon Bernthal barking like a dog whenever he’s playing the Punisher always entertains me. I don’t care how many people hate Marvel, that shit is awesome
Due to unforeseen circumstances I was forced to appear in court wearing lululemon pants today
April 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Due to unforeseen circumstances I was forced to appear in court wearing lululemon pants today
The year is 3040, the arms race to increase the thickness of cotton t-shirts has left the galaxy shattered. Only the Sons of Gildan, a rogue sect, can restore balance to the ThreadCount and save humanity.
April 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The year is 3040, the arms race to increase the thickness of cotton t-shirts has left the galaxy shattered. Only the Sons of Gildan, a rogue sect, can restore balance to the ThreadCount and save humanity.
You encounter a lot of Trump folks that can’t justify their faith in his positions, which now makes sense knowing that he can’t justify them either
April 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You encounter a lot of Trump folks that can’t justify their faith in his positions, which now makes sense knowing that he can’t justify them either
Emotional support Reuben for lunch
March 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Emotional support Reuben for lunch
After completing the NYT mini crossword in 12 seconds, I am contemplating retiring from the game I love. I don’t make any decisions lightly, and I ask that the public respects the privacy of myself and my family during this time.
March 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
After completing the NYT mini crossword in 12 seconds, I am contemplating retiring from the game I love. I don’t make any decisions lightly, and I ask that the public respects the privacy of myself and my family during this time.
The Boston accent in this season of Reacher is so bad and over the top that it almost seems racist
March 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The Boston accent in this season of Reacher is so bad and over the top that it almost seems racist
Who do I call to complain about not having a Chili’s near me? My congressman?
March 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Who do I call to complain about not having a Chili’s near me? My congressman?
The West Virginia governor was right. His state is just a pit full of folks on fentanyl, but he was right
March 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The West Virginia governor was right. His state is just a pit full of folks on fentanyl, but he was right
The office is a prison, I need lunch beers and 100 TVs to properly enjoy the opening days of the Tournament
March 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The office is a prison, I need lunch beers and 100 TVs to properly enjoy the opening days of the Tournament
New Outlook is so terrible that it has me missing old Outlook, which is not an emotion I ever expected
March 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
New Outlook is so terrible that it has me missing old Outlook, which is not an emotion I ever expected
I require new challengers for my NYT mini crossword leaderboard
February 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I require new challengers for my NYT mini crossword leaderboard
The new iOS email app should be considered a warm crime
February 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The new iOS email app should be considered a warm crime
Pretended to a partner at my firm that I think President’s Day is a fake holiday and nobody should have work off. I have become all that I hate in this world
February 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Pretended to a partner at my firm that I think President’s Day is a fake holiday and nobody should have work off. I have become all that I hate in this world
I cannot get “ogre party time” out of my head. Perfect description
still laughing at the array of skill players on the field who all got upstaged by the Eagles defensive line deciding it was ogre party time
February 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I cannot get “ogre party time” out of my head. Perfect description
Speaking of elite, have you all had a minute to hear about our lord and savior Jalen Hurts? If not I have some very convincing literature for you.
February 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Speaking of elite, have you all had a minute to hear about our lord and savior Jalen Hurts? If not I have some very convincing literature for you.
I was starting to miss the clinically insane takes from Twitter, good to know they are alive and well
Dak should’ve won MVP last year
Daron Bland should’ve won DPOY last year
The only reason they didn’t win was because they were on the Cowboys
Daron Bland should’ve won DPOY last year
The only reason they didn’t win was because they were on the Cowboys
February 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I was starting to miss the clinically insane takes from Twitter, good to know they are alive and well
On one hand it’s a tough day for cowboys fans losing Luka from the mavs. But on the other hands it’s a big day for Cowboys fans getting Luka on the Lakers
The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis and a 2029 first-round pick in a blockbuster deal, sources told Shams Charania on Saturday night.
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Sources: Luka to Lakers, AD to Mavs in stunner
The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis and a 2029 first-round pick, sources told ESPN's Shams Charania.
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February 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
On one hand it’s a tough day for cowboys fans losing Luka from the mavs. But on the other hands it’s a big day for Cowboys fans getting Luka on the Lakers