coral!
@reefluxrampage.bsky.social
future pop idol and scourge of c rank! 15 she/her (Roleplay account for an AU Neo Agent 3. Mun is 18+)
seriously i have never been on the winning team for a splatfest and im getting sick of it
i just want my friends to stop saying im cursed <:cミ
i just want my friends to stop saying im cursed <:cミ
April 20, 2024 at 7:37 PM
seriously i have never been on the winning team for a splatfest and im getting sick of it
i just want my friends to stop saying im cursed <:cミ
i just want my friends to stop saying im cursed <:cミ
i wanna ride the goat bike
vroom vroom
vroom vroom
April 6, 2024 at 6:00 PM
i wanna ride the goat bike
vroom vroom
vroom vroom
blehhhh <XPミ
omg a big lad! i wanna shave its leaves off and see if the skin underneath is green. i dont think mammals usually have green skin right?
omg a big lad! i wanna shave its leaves off and see if the skin underneath is green. i dont think mammals usually have green skin right?
April 5, 2024 at 6:17 PM
blehhhh <XPミ
omg a big lad! i wanna shave its leaves off and see if the skin underneath is green. i dont think mammals usually have green skin right?
omg a big lad! i wanna shave its leaves off and see if the skin underneath is green. i dont think mammals usually have green skin right?
you dont know that. i could have done 50 billion crimes and be wanted in over 300 countries for all you know lmao
anyway i wanna see the big goat even though grass sucks and fires better
anyway i wanna see the big goat even though grass sucks and fires better
April 3, 2024 at 6:18 PM
you dont know that. i could have done 50 billion crimes and be wanted in over 300 countries for all you know lmao
anyway i wanna see the big goat even though grass sucks and fires better
anyway i wanna see the big goat even though grass sucks and fires better
every day lem and their ridiculous cuteness pushes my self control to its absolute limit. the urge to dropkick them is strong
(im kidding i would never hurt a child especially my lil sibling)
(im kidding i would never hurt a child especially my lil sibling)
April 1, 2024 at 10:45 PM
every day lem and their ridiculous cuteness pushes my self control to its absolute limit. the urge to dropkick them is strong
(im kidding i would never hurt a child especially my lil sibling)
(im kidding i would never hurt a child especially my lil sibling)
its so CUTE!!! i want to gnaw on it
April 1, 2024 at 11:37 AM
its so CUTE!!! i want to gnaw on it
thank you
we like you so we would be sad if you died
i wonder if we inherited the memory of coffee from the humans?
we like you so we would be sad if you died
i wonder if we inherited the memory of coffee from the humans?
March 29, 2024 at 4:40 PM
thank you
we like you so we would be sad if you died
i wonder if we inherited the memory of coffee from the humans?
we like you so we would be sad if you died
i wonder if we inherited the memory of coffee from the humans?
oh i know that stuff! the other agents said im not allowed to even try it cause im too small and itd just kill me instantly. normally id argue but i swear the steam that comes off it is shaped like a screaming ghost so uh. no thx
March 28, 2024 at 1:00 AM
oh i know that stuff! the other agents said im not allowed to even try it cause im too small and itd just kill me instantly. normally id argue but i swear the steam that comes off it is shaped like a screaming ghost so uh. no thx
how are you done already??
March 27, 2024 at 10:17 PM
how are you done already??
uh huh
and you definitely didnt get the job through nepotism
and you definitely didnt get the job through nepotism
March 27, 2024 at 2:50 PM
uh huh
and you definitely didnt get the job through nepotism
and you definitely didnt get the job through nepotism
it might take her a minute, shes on tour with off the hook at the moment. shes not part of the band shes like their grouper or something i guess
March 26, 2024 at 6:58 PM
it might take her a minute, shes on tour with off the hook at the moment. shes not part of the band shes like their grouper or something i guess
aw thanks!
btw this means im now allowed to share all the info i got about the human extinction and where we came from! i sent the data logs to mel, shes doing her computer wizardry to see if she can make it translate for you automagically!
btw this means im now allowed to share all the info i got about the human extinction and where we came from! i sent the data logs to mel, shes doing her computer wizardry to see if she can make it translate for you automagically!
March 26, 2024 at 2:26 AM
aw thanks!
btw this means im now allowed to share all the info i got about the human extinction and where we came from! i sent the data logs to mel, shes doing her computer wizardry to see if she can make it translate for you automagically!
btw this means im now allowed to share all the info i got about the human extinction and where we came from! i sent the data logs to mel, shes doing her computer wizardry to see if she can make it translate for you automagically!
and i couldn’t have done it without the best kid sibling ever. lemmy is a coddamn legend <3
March 26, 2024 at 2:08 AM
and i couldn’t have done it without the best kid sibling ever. lemmy is a coddamn legend <3
the soldier ran towards us, her special weapon prepared. a splashdown. kinda like a body slam but with an explosion. an instant ko.
but i had my own splashdown ready too. and i am, as i said before, fast as fuck.
i can no longer feel my legs and it was all so worth it to see the look on her face!
but i had my own splashdown ready too. and i am, as i said before, fast as fuck.
i can no longer feel my legs and it was all so worth it to see the look on her face!
March 26, 2024 at 1:49 AM
the soldier ran towards us, her special weapon prepared. a splashdown. kinda like a body slam but with an explosion. an instant ko.
but i had my own splashdown ready too. and i am, as i said before, fast as fuck.
i can no longer feel my legs and it was all so worth it to see the look on her face!
but i had my own splashdown ready too. and i am, as i said before, fast as fuck.
i can no longer feel my legs and it was all so worth it to see the look on her face!
i ran one way. lemmy ran another. the octolings were now confused.
if they chased lemmy, i splatted em. if they chased me, they got got by the anklebiter. their numbers dwindled one by one.
at last there was only one left. me and lem were tired. we couldnt keep running.
if they chased lemmy, i splatted em. if they chased me, they got got by the anklebiter. their numbers dwindled one by one.
at last there was only one left. me and lem were tired. we couldnt keep running.
March 26, 2024 at 1:44 AM
i ran one way. lemmy ran another. the octolings were now confused.
if they chased lemmy, i splatted em. if they chased me, they got got by the anklebiter. their numbers dwindled one by one.
at last there was only one left. me and lem were tired. we couldnt keep running.
if they chased lemmy, i splatted em. if they chased me, they got got by the anklebiter. their numbers dwindled one by one.
at last there was only one left. me and lem were tired. we couldnt keep running.
they didnt know what to do. their fuzzy ooze programming didnt know how to respond to someone running literal rings around them.
a few broke ranks to chase me, and i got em. but the rest stuck together. cue the secret weapon: a very smart, very fast and VERY distracting little salmon.
a few broke ranks to chase me, and i got em. but the rest stuck together. cue the secret weapon: a very smart, very fast and VERY distracting little salmon.
March 26, 2024 at 1:38 AM
they didnt know what to do. their fuzzy ooze programming didnt know how to respond to someone running literal rings around them.
a few broke ranks to chase me, and i got em. but the rest stuck together. cue the secret weapon: a very smart, very fast and VERY distracting little salmon.
a few broke ranks to chase me, and i got em. but the rest stuck together. cue the secret weapon: a very smart, very fast and VERY distracting little salmon.
i did a few days of scout runs where i wasnt even trying to win, just learning how they fight. i actually got good enough to beat the first two waves without putting my plan into action.
at last i was ready to fight wave 3 for eel. i cleared a path around the arena perimeter and bolted.
at last i was ready to fight wave 3 for eel. i cleared a path around the arena perimeter and bolted.
March 26, 2024 at 1:33 AM
i did a few days of scout runs where i wasnt even trying to win, just learning how they fight. i actually got good enough to beat the first two waves without putting my plan into action.
at last i was ready to fight wave 3 for eel. i cleared a path around the arena perimeter and bolted.
at last i was ready to fight wave 3 for eel. i cleared a path around the arena perimeter and bolted.
but while i was healing, i had an epiphany
these are adult women with more muscles in one tentacle than i have in my whole body. why the shell am i trying to fight on their level when i am, as previously mentioned, fast as fuck?
thus began operation run like the clappers
these are adult women with more muscles in one tentacle than i have in my whole body. why the shell am i trying to fight on their level when i am, as previously mentioned, fast as fuck?
thus began operation run like the clappers
March 26, 2024 at 1:29 AM
but while i was healing, i had an epiphany
these are adult women with more muscles in one tentacle than i have in my whole body. why the shell am i trying to fight on their level when i am, as previously mentioned, fast as fuck?
thus began operation run like the clappers
these are adult women with more muscles in one tentacle than i have in my whole body. why the shell am i trying to fight on their level when i am, as previously mentioned, fast as fuck?
thus began operation run like the clappers
then came part 4: battle. against who mech grandpa would later tell me are 24 of his best soldiers.
idk, mels definitely tougher than them, but i had to fight them in three waves of 8 each and they beat the absolute carp outta me no matter how hard i fought back
idk, mels definitely tougher than them, but i had to fight them in three waves of 8 each and they beat the absolute carp outta me no matter how hard i fought back
March 26, 2024 at 1:26 AM
then came part 4: battle. against who mech grandpa would later tell me are 24 of his best soldiers.
idk, mels definitely tougher than them, but i had to fight them in three waves of 8 each and they beat the absolute carp outta me no matter how hard i fought back
idk, mels definitely tougher than them, but i had to fight them in three waves of 8 each and they beat the absolute carp outta me no matter how hard i fought back