We’re nearly there 🎄🎅🏾

Things going perfectly fine on the other website!

Because of no reason in particular, maybe it’s time to try again on something other than Twitter

i need to find some way to gently explain to my mom that just because she’s retired doesn’t mean I am

Something cosmically funny about everything that’s happened to Mike Pence

I wish Elon would’ve kept to murder cars, duct tape rockets, and calling first responders pedos. Because this is the 3rd app I’ve had to download