THAT'S my man!

I ain’t at THAT level yet! ;D

*grins* You down to wreck a city with me! ;3

It’s the wonder of wearing a skintight singlet! These bad boys BLOAT up!

Don’t beat yourself up too much! You made a perfect practice dummy! ;D

I can’t say I invented Tooters ‘cause the idea has been floating around for a while, kinda like Himbo Hooters, but the particular logo/branding that’s been popping up recently was all done by yours truly!

And a few of my artist friends have been indulging me by being “employees”!

*grins*

You already know about our excellent customer service! ;D

It could be your precious snout! >:3

He loves it! *A bassy rumbling blast roars out against the poor little filter*

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Service with a FOUL smile! ;D

I’ll be hooking that mask right up to my ass, kid! ;D

I think this look suits you! Now why don’tcha get that snout DEEP in place! ;D

Less complaining, more snorting! ;3

Only the best for my little fart filter!

You know folks would pay through the nose to be in the front row! ;D

I’m sure you could get a backstage pass! ;D