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Red Wizard (formerly Five Foot Square) @redwizard.ca · Aug 7
🧙‍♂️ The Red Wizard speaks:
A haven for the burnt-out, over-prepped, and eternally improvising.

Here be:
📜 Cursed table prompts
🧠 Unhinged GM thoughts
🎲 TTRPG chaos and eldritch snark

If your campaign runs on vibes, duct tape, and a tragic backstory - welcome.

Stay weird. Roll bad. Improvise it all.
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New job has kept me from having the energy/time to put words to doc so I haven't had a chance to write anything new for @redwizard.ca - especially since it turns out the laptop I bought was defective and needed returned.

Hopefully I get some time soon.
September 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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"Do I really need to make another shopkeeper with a detailed backstory?"
No. Just roll a concept, a quirk, and a goal. Done.

Grab The Red Wizard’s Guide to Making NPCs Faster and stop over-prepping.
Ko-Fi → ko-fi.com/s/f5f319e51d
Itch.io → redwizardca.itch.io/the-red-wiza...

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The Red Wizard's Guide to Making NPCs Faster - Red Wizard's Ko-fi Shop
Running a TTRPG is hard enough - creating a never-ending parade of memorable NPCs shouldn’t be. The Red Wizard’s Guide to Making NPCs Faster gives you...
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September 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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All right - let's brainstorm a *good* replacement for the term "homebrew" for #TTRPG content. Something easy to understand and not too wordy. We're making content for the tabletop, not microbrewing a batch of beer.
September 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Our fridge broke, neat 🙃

Want to buy some games?

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September 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Corporate splatbooks are fine. But you know what’s better? Homebrew. That messy, table-grown chaos is what makes TTRPGs alive.

So yes - make that homebrew, you coward.
👉 redwizard.ca/2025/09/make...

#TTRPG #IndieRPG #GameMaster #DnD #Tabletop
Make That Homebrew, You Coward
Stop procrastinating, you coward! Write that homebrew, right this moment. Well, read this first - and then write it!
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September 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Campaign prep doesn't have to be 40 pages of notes your players never see.

Pick a vibe. Write three cool things. Add a wildcard. Done. 🎲
👉 redwizard.ca/2025/09/prep...

#TTRPG #GMtips #DMtips #dnd5e #tabletopgames
Prep Vibes, Not Novels: Lazy Session Prep That Actually Works
Ditch the three-ring binder and embrace the three cool things in vibe prepping.
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September 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Stop over-prepping. Stop overthinking. Sometimes the best TTRPG sessions happen when you’re just making shit up. NPCs, loot, monsters - chaos is the feature, not the bug. Embrace it. Watch the story explode.

#TTRPG #DnD #Tabletop #GameMaster #MakeItUp
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ALT: a cartoon character reading a book with the words " me completely making things up " on the bottom
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September 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Character Sheets? Optional. Deck? Mandatory.
In Arkham Horror: The Card Game, your deck is your character sheet, and every draw is a roleplaying choice.

Read more about why your cards tell your story:
redwizard.ca/2025/09/char...

#TTRPG #ArkhamHorrorLCG #Deckbuilding #TabletopRoleplaying
Character Sheets Are Overrated, Bring Me a Deck: Roleplaying in Arkham Horror
Classes, unique characters, stats, weapons? Arkham Horror: The Card Game is 100% a role-playing game.
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September 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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So, due to personal circumstances, I won't be finishing #RPGaDay2025 on @redwizard.ca - normal posts will pick up Monday but I really needed a bit of a break.

I did manage 26/31 which is, frankly, not too bad.

More news on what's next soon.
August 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Tactics at the table:
✅ Make a plan
🎲 Dice laugh
🔥 Fireball anyway

My totally legitimate wizard’s guide to battlefield brilliance:
🔗 redwizard.ca/2025/08/the-...

#RPGaDay2025 #TTRPG #dnd #ttrpgcommunity
The Red Wizard's 100%, Completely Serious Guide to Tactics
Tactics are the art of lying to yourself before the dice burn it all down. Come enjoy my entirely legitimate tactical treatise to turn you into the perfect tabletop general.
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August 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Not every nemesis has to be a world-ending villain.
Sometimes it’s just the rival party that keeps one-upping you - or that smug wizard who insists they found the dungeon first.

Why petty rivals make the best antagonists:
👉 redwizard.ca/2025/08/the-...

#TTRPG #DnD #RPGaDay2025 #Tabletop
The Petty Rival: Building a Nemesis Without Malice in Your TTRPG
The real nemesis isn't your big bad villain - it's your bard's ex-roommate from college.
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August 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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The most feared challenge in TTRPGs isn't a monster.
It’s scheduling. 🗓️

New post for #RPGaDay2025:
🔗 redwizard.ca/2025/08/sche...

#TTRPG #DnD #RPGHumor #TabletopGames
Scheduling: The Deadliest Challenge at the Table
Scheduling: the BBEG of tabletop. How can we overcome the biggest challenge we face before we even hit the table?
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August 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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The reveal never lands how you planned.
Players interrupt.
They laugh.
They guess early.

And that’s why it works.

New post:
🔗 redwizard.ca/2025/08/that...

#TTRPG #RPGaDay2025 #TabletopGaming #GMlife
That Time My Reveal Went Wrong (and Why That Was Okay)
Botched your big reveal? Welcome to the club. Now let's pivot and turn that flop into fuel.
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August 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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The Red Wizard has decided to nap the day away. Day 24 (and 25) of #RPGaDay2025 will be posted tomorrow. ~ The Apprentice
August 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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The most feared words in TTRPGs:
"Previously… uh, what happened again?"

Recaps are chaotic, messy, and absolutely essential. Here’s how to do them better (and funnier):
🔗 redwizard.ca/2025/08/the-...

#TTRPG #RPGaDay2025 #dnd #ttrpgcommunity
The Eternal Cry: “Previously, On Our Campaign…”
Previously on Curse of Strahd "I roll to seduce the fence post..." "What do you mean, I died again?" "Do I manage to steal without the rest of the party noticing?" "Of course I know how counterspell works... I'm just looking up the wording!"
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August 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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The GM is not your enemy. They're the scaffolding that keeps the story alive. Even when they cackle at your nat 1.

New post:
🔗 redwizard.ca/2025/08/the-...

#TTRPG #Tabletop #GameMaster #RPGaDay2025 #DnD #RPG
The GM Is Your Ally (Even When They’re Laughing at Your Dice)
We are not enemies, you and I. Your gamemaster is your accomplice at the table. Learn to cackle with us as we build obstacles you'll love to overcome.
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August 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Well, that's one way to cast Power Word: Kill on your own product...
#TTRPG
August 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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I dream of the day people come check out my booth and instead of saying "my group is burned out on d&d and want something else" they say "my group plays lots of games and I'm here to find more."
August 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Players wrecking your prep isn't a bug - it's the feature.

Here's how the unexpected can turn into your game’s best plot twist (and why you should start prepping with chaos in mind):
🔗 redwizard.ca/2025/08/prep...

#TTRPG #DnD #Tabletop #RPGaDay2025 #GMAdvice
Prepping With Chaos: Why the Unexpected is Your Game's Best Plot Twist
Your players aren't ruining your prep with chaos. They're rewriting it was fireworks. Learn how to embrace it and ease your prep workload.
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August 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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A new player enters your 40-session epic.
The party stare. The GM sweats.
What happens next?

Hopefully, this article saves you from lore dumps and awkward silences:
🔗 redwizard.ca/2025/08/into...

#TTRPG #DnD #GMtips #RPGaDay2025
Into the Frying Pan: Integrating New Players into Your Adventure Mid-Campaign
New players aren’t glitches - they’re DLC mid-boss fight. Learn to stitch them into the story with action, not essays.
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August 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Destiny is just clickbait: vague omens, bad horoscopes, and players who can’t resist them.

🔮 Destiny Is Just GM Clickbait (And Other Prophecies You Can Use at Your Table)

GMs: scam with style.
Players: misinterpret confidently.
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#RPGaDay2025 #TTRPG #DnD #TabletopRPGs
Destiny Is Just GM Clickbait (And Other Prophecies You Can Use at Your Table)
Destiny isn't real - it's narrative catnip. Learn to scam players with vague prophecies they'll beg to fulfill.
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August 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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The world doesn’t just react - it warns.

Black crows. Red moons. Statues that cry blood. These aren’t just spooky vibes, they're tools to make your world feel alive.

I wrote about using signs and portents in your games:
redwizard.ca/2025/08/red-...

#RPGaDay2025 #TTRPG #DnD #GMtips #worldbuilding
Red Herrings, Black Crows, and Weird Moons: Using Signs and Portents in Your TTRPG World
The world whispers before it screams. Learn to wield signs: rotting crops, silent gulls, and blood-red moons that make players lean in. The best stories don’t surprise - they haunt.
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August 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Collapse. Rebuild. Die. Resurrect.

The secret rhythm of every campaign is renewal. Learn how to use it before Netflix steals your players.

redwizard.ca/2025/08/how-...

#TTRPG #RPGaDay2025 #GMTips
How to Renew Your TTRPG Campaign Without Setting It On Fire (Probably)
Campaigns don’t die - they fester. Learn to torch yours properly: time-skips, villain evolutions, and emotional resurrections that make players care again. True renewal isn’t a reset - it's a phoenix ...
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August 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Every table has one: the player who seems content to stay in the background. The beekeeper. The scholar. The "supporting role."

But one day? They save the realm. Here’s how to give them that stage.

🔗 redwizard.ca/2025/08/how-...

#TTRPG #RPGaDay2025 #DnD #Tabletop
How to Make Your Beekeeper Save the Realm and Other Quiet Player Tricks
Quiet players aren’t sidekicks - they’re landmines of brilliance. Learn to craft moments where the beekeeper outshines the barbarian, the hymn unlocks the door, and the overlooked become unforgettable...
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August 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Ever handed a player just enough truth to doom the party?

Here’s how to turn one of your PCs into an unwitting accomplice in a perfectly legal betrayal. 🎭

#TTRPG #RPGaDay2025 #DnD #TabletopGames #GMtips #RPG

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Red Herrings at the Table: Turning One Player Into Your Unwitting Accomplice
Turn your most smug player into your secret weapon. This elegant deception lets them sell a half-truth so well, the whole party falls for it - while the real villain sips wine three towns over. Memorable chaos, zero GM lies.
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August 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM