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Hacker. Dad. Husband. Geek. PSIRT Engineer @ Cisco Meraki. Army vet, @StarTrekShitposti.ng modmin, Perpetual Complainer. ✡️. Something something opinions are my own and not my employers.
Ok, I'll bite. If J.P. Morgan is on the Epstein list, we have bigger problems than pedophiles.
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The switch on the range hood broke, so I hard-wired a fresh one into where it plugs into the wall. I think I nailed it!

#electrician #dndtah
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Who the fuck is she standing next to? Because that sure as shit ain't this guy.
October 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
October 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Chat, are we maybe TOO reliant on @amazonwebservices.bsky.social?
October 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Same, folding table. Same.
October 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
"What do you mean we don't have the authority? Facebook already let us do it!"
September 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
THE CLASSICS NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE.
September 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I just want to go on the record to say that IT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT OK TO BURN US FLAGS!!!!

Unless you've verified they're 100% cotton and contain no synthetics like nylon or polyester. Burning those emit toxic chemicals.
August 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I had 4 slides in a major brief to senior leadership that I've been working on for 2 weeks with multiple rounds of feedback from like 3 levels of leadership and PMs. We rehearsed multiple times and had it timed to perfection.

We ran out of time halfway through my first slide.
May 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
wake up bby, new vulnerability severity scoring system just dropped.

#infosec #cybersecurity #cvss
May 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
May 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"You guys eat that tortilla cracker too, right?"
April 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Does he not own a suit? I thought that was required for foreign leader visits.
March 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Who gave the Couch Cushion Commando a Rooty Tooty Point n' Shooty, and why does it have a Noisy No-No Nose? And does he really need the Looky Tube?

If we're gonna infantilize guns, let's go whole hog.
March 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Queue up Angels with Filthy Souls and rig a motion sensor to play.
March 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
oh, and a spider.
March 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Right? Mrs. Landingham WOULD NEVER.
February 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This should rankle Trump's backfur.
February 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
February 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
February 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Super helpful ChatGPT.
February 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
January 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The sheer amount of people with this bumper sticker or tatoo amazes me. Like, you know that's not who you're supposed to root for, right?
January 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Reminder:

Alec Baldwin's grand opus "The Boss Baby" has more Oscar nominations than The Big Lebowski, Groundhog Day, The Long Goodbye (1973), Wonder Woman, Harold and Maude, Rushmore, Zodiak, King Kong (1933), Duck Soup, Frankenstein (1931), The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and The Shining combined.
January 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM