Look, there's my room! And the locker room! And there's the showers! Man, so many good memories. - Donut

Wowsers! I didn't even know a leg could bend that far. That is a leg, right? Okay. Oh and by the way, sorry if my hands are cold. - Doc

A few seconds? That sounds entirely hopeless! Well, Grif, we'll miss you. You were a good soldier. Using the widest possible definition of good... and soldier. - Sarge

Can you put that in a memo and title it, "SHIT I ALREADY KNOW" - Sarge

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles; that is why clocks are round." - Caboose

"Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts." - Caboose

"I think it looks more like a puma." - Grif

'Halo: Combat Evolved' released 23 years ago today 🎮

The one that started it all

I got a boner for murder!
#Halo #RvB

Caboose: "Look what I found!" Donut: "Hey! I found it!" Caboose: "Look what I took credit for finding!"