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· Apr 18
SRE Partner Reluctantly Accepts Role of Running The Polycule’s Infrastructure
REPORT: Ruby Bundler Spotted With Ominous Vultures Circling Overhead
September 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
REPORT: Ruby Bundler Spotted With Ominous Vultures Circling Overhead
Aww! All This Woman’s Favorite Libraries and Communities Are Toxic
September 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Aww! All This Woman’s Favorite Libraries and Communities Are Toxic
I LIVED IT: The Q3 OKRs That Were Far Away Are Now
August 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I LIVED IT: The Q3 OKRs That Were Far Away Are Now
This Woman’s Code Is So Good Her Rubber Duck Debugging Session Is Mostly Just Edge Case Stuff
August 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This Woman’s Code Is So Good Her Rubber Duck Debugging Session Is Mostly Just Edge Case Stuff
‘I'm Okay With Either Approach, You Pick,’ Says Coworker Engaging in Psychological Warfare
August 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
‘I'm Okay With Either Approach, You Pick,’ Says Coworker Engaging in Psychological Warfare
DUDE CORNER: Hey, Do You Know How To Do This Thing, That’s Clearly In The Docs, But I Haven’t Even Bothered to Look For Yet?
July 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
DUDE CORNER: Hey, Do You Know How To Do This Thing, That’s Clearly In The Docs, But I Haven’t Even Bothered to Look For Yet?
Aw! Boss Just Calling to Check in Because They Woke up in the Middle of the Night and Thought Prod Was Down
July 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Aw! Boss Just Calling to Check in Because They Woke up in the Middle of the Night and Thought Prod Was Down
Woman Eyes Current Job Suspiciously After Realizing That All Her Jobs Were Awful
July 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Woman Eyes Current Job Suspiciously After Realizing That All Her Jobs Were Awful
Fun! This Xbox CEO Would Be a Personality Layoff
July 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Fun! This Xbox CEO Would Be a Personality Layoff
Woman Unfamiliar With Tests Passing With No Flakes Throws Computer Out of Habit
June 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Woman Unfamiliar With Tests Passing With No Flakes Throws Computer Out of Habit
Woah! This Woman’s Chars Are So Long They’re Actually Just Strings
June 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Woah! This Woman’s Chars Are So Long They’re Actually Just Strings
This AI Tech Will Destabilize The Entire Economic Order And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Capitalism vs. No It Won’t
June 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
This AI Tech Will Destabilize The Entire Economic Order And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Capitalism vs. No It Won’t
Looks Like GCP Couldn’t Handle It
Mindfulness? This Program Is Trying Not to Panic on a Null Value
June 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Looks Like GCP Couldn’t Handle It
QUIZ: Are You Pulling Off This Deploy or Can Everyone Tell You’re Using Kubernetes for the First Time?
June 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
QUIZ: Are You Pulling Off This Deploy or Can Everyone Tell You’re Using Kubernetes for the First Time?
Mindfulness? This Program Is Trying Not to Panic on a Null Value
June 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Mindfulness? This Program Is Trying Not to Panic on a Null Value
Brave! UDP Packet Leaving Computer Knows There’s an 80% Chance It Doesn’t Make It To Destination
June 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Brave! UDP Packet Leaving Computer Knows There’s an 80% Chance It Doesn’t Make It To Destination
Woman Rewarded for Time Spent Doing Glue Work With More Time Doing Glue Work
June 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Woman Rewarded for Time Spent Doing Glue Work With More Time Doing Glue Work
Man in Desperate Need of Rubber Duck Who Can Slap Him
June 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Man in Desperate Need of Rubber Duck Who Can Slap Him
How to Post a PR and Get Through a Code Review Without Apologizing the Whole Time
May 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
How to Post a PR and Get Through a Code Review Without Apologizing the Whole Time
Man Aims to Get Rust Job in Next Couple of Years
“Hasn’t happened for me yet but maybe one day there will be one that isn’t a Crypto scam”
“Hasn’t happened for me yet but maybe one day there will be one that isn’t a Crypto scam”
May 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Man Aims to Get Rust Job in Next Couple of Years
“Hasn’t happened for me yet but maybe one day there will be one that isn’t a Crypto scam”
“Hasn’t happened for me yet but maybe one day there will be one that isn’t a Crypto scam”
Ashamed Woman Hiding Interest in LLMs Like It’s Hentai
May 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Ashamed Woman Hiding Interest in LLMs Like It’s Hentai
Woman Silences Fictional Imposter Syndrome With Real-Life Embarrassing Failure
May 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Woman Silences Fictional Imposter Syndrome With Real-Life Embarrassing Failure
Goals! Man’s Hacky Script Not Appropriate for Any Occasion
May 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Goals! Man’s Hacky Script Not Appropriate for Any Occasion
Lack of Space on Laptop Not Deterring Developer From Taking Free Stickers at A Conference
May 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Lack of Space on Laptop Not Deterring Developer From Taking Free Stickers at A Conference
Pope Leo Declares AWS Chicago Local Zone to Be us-central-1, Excommunicates us-east-1
May 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Pope Leo Declares AWS Chicago Local Zone to Be us-central-1, Excommunicates us-east-1