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— 𝑹𝑬𝑫-𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑫 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻.
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My name is Eiselin Burchelli
Meijal Hulkenberg!

I am knight, I am commander...
and 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 of the honour guard!

Once more, 𝙄 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙨
𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙜𝙚’𝙨 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚.ᐟ

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Kill them? Don't be foolish. No lesson can be learned through murder.
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Is that so? I would gladly take the opportunity to teach them a valuable lesson.
February 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Reposted by — 𝑹𝑬𝑫-𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑫 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻.
... What happens to food when transferred into one?
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Reposted by — 𝑹𝑬𝑫-𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑫 𝑲𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻.
Would that I could share my favourite cuisines with the residents there... I imagine, as any region, there are distinct meals and specialities to be had.
February 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
] yuuppp. not showing up in my own notifs until i follow her back. ok
February 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Worry not, I shan't treat you differently than I would any other tribe. Novelty takes not away from one's personhood.
February 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
] FUCK YOURE RIGHT ACTUALLY . oh my god i knew in the back of my mind she reminded me of someone
February 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Would that I could share my favourite cuisines with the residents there... I imagine, as any region, there are distinct meals and specialities to be had.
February 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I am accustomed to tribes resembling animals rather than people, but objects is quite the novel concept... Very intriguing.

[ She sounds genuinely rather pleased. ]
February 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
... What happens to food when transferred into one?
February 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
] check this out
February 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
] This reminds me i made a printer darkner inspired by coral glasses once . she's nothing like coral aside from the printer aspect but still
February 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
That may be so... Yet, I still would not wish for mine to be unpleasant. Particularly during my first meeting with a... Darkner, was it?
February 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM
] STROHL AND HULKENBERG IN THESE KINDA FITS? HELLO?
February 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I suppose, at times, I know not my own strength. I do hope it hasn't made for a poor first impression.
February 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Ah—

[ Blink. Drawing her hand back. ]

My apologies. 'Twas not my intent to harm you.
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
? Hm? What's wrong?
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
] OKAY?
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
[ ... Silently turning and walking away ]
February 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM