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@redshftt.bsky.social
🇩🇪 | she/her | hardware x software | opossum enthusiast
Die Clowns der Yorckstraße…
July 29, 2023 at 10:35 AM
Die Clowns der Yorckstraße…
out: black hat hacker
in: infosec bad boy
in: infosec bad boy
July 11, 2023 at 11:09 PM
out: black hat hacker
in: infosec bad boy
in: infosec bad boy
immensely fun fact: vatican city is technically eligible for eurovision
May 29, 2023 at 12:12 AM
immensely fun fact: vatican city is technically eligible for eurovision
everyone look at my rice cooker
May 26, 2023 at 12:09 PM
everyone look at my rice cooker
just saw the fattest fucking corgi of my entire life!!! moving too quickly (???) to get a photo
May 19, 2023 at 4:42 PM
just saw the fattest fucking corgi of my entire life!!! moving too quickly (???) to get a photo
i operate under the insane technical guideline of “things should work”
May 19, 2023 at 4:24 PM
i operate under the insane technical guideline of “things should work”
being in a hybrid workplace means i have to act 10x sillier on slack in order to properly communicate my personality
May 19, 2023 at 9:46 AM
being in a hybrid workplace means i have to act 10x sillier on slack in order to properly communicate my personality
maybe she’s born with it. maybe it’s a traumatic brain injury
May 15, 2023 at 12:04 AM
maybe she’s born with it. maybe it’s a traumatic brain injury
the joy in my heart when i get to transfer at the u-bahn station that has an extremely active mouse problem
May 14, 2023 at 11:27 PM
the joy in my heart when i get to transfer at the u-bahn station that has an extremely active mouse problem
finland won the people’s eurovision and that’s what matters
May 13, 2023 at 11:05 PM
finland won the people’s eurovision and that’s what matters
how do y’all know when to offer your seat on the train to old people. like i don’t want to offend anyone yk
May 13, 2023 at 5:32 PM
how do y’all know when to offer your seat on the train to old people. like i don’t want to offend anyone yk
i was just warned against going to a specific nightclub bc they don’t have a corner store nearby, so “you won’t be able to have a beer while waiting in line”
May 13, 2023 at 11:03 AM
i was just warned against going to a specific nightclub bc they don’t have a corner store nearby, so “you won’t be able to have a beer while waiting in line”
explaining bluesky to my friends
May 12, 2023 at 11:43 PM
explaining bluesky to my friends
i swear on my life this is not doctored — it appears that the desktop tweet prompt now has a distinct note of panic to it
May 12, 2023 at 10:50 PM
i swear on my life this is not doctored — it appears that the desktop tweet prompt now has a distinct note of panic to it
not only did xfinity require me to make an account on a separate website in order to get my refund back, the support staff person on the phone *asked me for my password*, and when i refused to give it to him, sent me a password reset code and asked me to read it to him.
May 11, 2023 at 11:07 PM
not only did xfinity require me to make an account on a separate website in order to get my refund back, the support staff person on the phone *asked me for my password*, and when i refused to give it to him, sent me a password reset code and asked me to read it to him.
my cravings for american food has started with flaming hot cheetos
May 11, 2023 at 7:45 PM
my cravings for american food has started with flaming hot cheetos
everyone warned me that germans are cold but the meanest person i’ve met in berlin was a rude-ass american lady working at the consulate
May 11, 2023 at 2:38 PM
everyone warned me that germans are cold but the meanest person i’ve met in berlin was a rude-ass american lady working at the consulate
i don’t have an invite code yet but you know what i do have? rabies
May 9, 2023 at 8:40 AM
i don’t have an invite code yet but you know what i do have? rabies
why did god grant us thumbs if not to Post
May 8, 2023 at 1:01 AM
why did god grant us thumbs if not to Post
still hasn’t hit me that i live in berlin now. either i am being exceedingly chill about everything or it’ll hit me at some point and i’ll freak out
May 3, 2023 at 6:04 PM
still hasn’t hit me that i live in berlin now. either i am being exceedingly chill about everything or it’ll hit me at some point and i’ll freak out
if your github doesn’t look like this don’t talk to me
May 3, 2023 at 2:04 AM
if your github doesn’t look like this don’t talk to me
btw in case anyone was wondering how it’s going on twitter, there are now reply bots selling fake bluesky codes
May 1, 2023 at 3:24 AM
btw in case anyone was wondering how it’s going on twitter, there are now reply bots selling fake bluesky codes
if your notifications don’t work it’s simply because you aren’t meant to know the information they contain
May 1, 2023 at 3:11 AM
if your notifications don’t work it’s simply because you aren’t meant to know the information they contain