Valencia Rosales
@redroseofmiami.bsky.social
Pesada es la cabeza que lleva la corona
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THUNDER PARTY IN THE DESERT
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January 28, 2026 at 2:57 AM
THUNDER PARTY IN THE DESERT
Valencia: I’ll try to make a mini temporary portal to Roksana’s so we can put her baby back
Nic: great!
Valencia: I’ve never done it before
Nic: okay
Nic: do your best, I guess
Valencia: why wouldn’t I do my best??
Nic: I DON’T KNOW
Valencia:
Nic: great!
Valencia: I’ve never done it before
Nic: okay
Nic: do your best, I guess
Valencia: why wouldn’t I do my best??
Nic: I DON’T KNOW
Valencia:
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January 28, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Valencia: I’ll try to make a mini temporary portal to Roksana’s so we can put her baby back
Nic: great!
Valencia: I’ve never done it before
Nic: okay
Nic: do your best, I guess
Valencia: why wouldn’t I do my best??
Nic: I DON’T KNOW
Valencia:
Nic: great!
Valencia: I’ve never done it before
Nic: okay
Nic: do your best, I guess
Valencia: why wouldn’t I do my best??
Nic: I DON’T KNOW
Valencia:
Valencia: while I was explaining everything I figured out a solution to your baby problem
Nic: our baby problem
Valencia: no
Nic: our baby problem
Valencia: no
January 28, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Valencia: while I was explaining everything I figured out a solution to your baby problem
Nic: our baby problem
Valencia: no
Nic: our baby problem
Valencia: no
You meet an associate in person for the first time and he shows up with a completely unnecessary newborn squirrel baby, WYD?
January 28, 2026 at 2:33 AM
You meet an associate in person for the first time and he shows up with a completely unnecessary newborn squirrel baby, WYD?
Valencia: hey gurl
Valencia: I have the whole plan in my binder
Valencia: I’ll tell you exactly what to do and it’ll be sooooo impressive! :)
Tahani: omg thank yooooou
Valencia:
Valencia: I have the whole plan in my binder
Valencia: I’ll tell you exactly what to do and it’ll be sooooo impressive! :)
Tahani: omg thank yooooou
Valencia:
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January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Valencia: hey gurl
Valencia: I have the whole plan in my binder
Valencia: I’ll tell you exactly what to do and it’ll be sooooo impressive! :)
Tahani: omg thank yooooou
Valencia:
Valencia: I have the whole plan in my binder
Valencia: I’ll tell you exactly what to do and it’ll be sooooo impressive! :)
Tahani: omg thank yooooou
Valencia:
Goddamnit
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September 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Goddamnit
Guinevere: okay, you’ve convinced me
Guinevere: Lance, pack up the kids! We have to teach someone a lesson
All of us:
Guinevere: Lance, pack up the kids! We have to teach someone a lesson
All of us:
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September 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Guinevere: okay, you’ve convinced me
Guinevere: Lance, pack up the kids! We have to teach someone a lesson
All of us:
Guinevere: Lance, pack up the kids! We have to teach someone a lesson
All of us:
Guinevere: they really think I would marry Mordred?
Valencia: well…
Guinevere: this is exactly what I meant when I said peasants shouldn’t be able to vote
Guinevere: they’re too dumb to function
Valencia: well…
Guinevere: this is exactly what I meant when I said peasants shouldn’t be able to vote
Guinevere: they’re too dumb to function
September 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Guinevere: they really think I would marry Mordred?
Valencia: well…
Guinevere: this is exactly what I meant when I said peasants shouldn’t be able to vote
Guinevere: they’re too dumb to function
Valencia: well…
Guinevere: this is exactly what I meant when I said peasants shouldn’t be able to vote
Guinevere: they’re too dumb to function
Guinevere: what do you MEAN there’s a dragon pretending to be me?
Valencia: oh is that not just a consequence of having Big Queen Energy?
Valencia: oh is that not just a consequence of having Big Queen Energy?
September 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Guinevere: what do you MEAN there’s a dragon pretending to be me?
Valencia: oh is that not just a consequence of having Big Queen Energy?
Valencia: oh is that not just a consequence of having Big Queen Energy?
Cheri: [casually introduces the concept of same-sex marriage]
Guinevere: [brain short circuits]
Valencia: haha oh Cheri, do go check on Aadhya to see how her juice drinking is going!!
Cheri:
Guinevere: [brain short circuits]
Valencia: haha oh Cheri, do go check on Aadhya to see how her juice drinking is going!!
Cheri:
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September 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Cheri: [casually introduces the concept of same-sex marriage]
Guinevere: [brain short circuits]
Valencia: haha oh Cheri, do go check on Aadhya to see how her juice drinking is going!!
Cheri:
Guinevere: [brain short circuits]
Valencia: haha oh Cheri, do go check on Aadhya to see how her juice drinking is going!!
Cheri:
Guinevere: tell me more about women in the future
Valencia: well, we can vote
Guinevere: what’s “vote”?
Valencia: Democracy?
Guinevere: you mean regular people can choose leaders?
Valencia: well, we can vote
Guinevere: what’s “vote”?
Valencia: Democracy?
Guinevere: you mean regular people can choose leaders?
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September 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Guinevere: tell me more about women in the future
Valencia: well, we can vote
Guinevere: what’s “vote”?
Valencia: Democracy?
Guinevere: you mean regular people can choose leaders?
Valencia: well, we can vote
Guinevere: what’s “vote”?
Valencia: Democracy?
Guinevere: you mean regular people can choose leaders?
Valencia: where I’m from (you know, in the future) women have agency and aren’t executed for adultery
Destiny: Princess Di?
Me:
Destiny: Princess Di?
Me:
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September 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Valencia: where I’m from (you know, in the future) women have agency and aren’t executed for adultery
Destiny: Princess Di?
Me:
Destiny: Princess Di?
Me:
Lancelot: that was well fought, but you should probably yield
Aadhya: k
Lancelot: LET’S GO HAVE JUICE!
Aadhya: k
Lancelot: LET’S GO HAVE JUICE!
September 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Lancelot: that was well fought, but you should probably yield
Aadhya: k
Lancelot: LET’S GO HAVE JUICE!
Aadhya: k
Lancelot: LET’S GO HAVE JUICE!
Aadhya encouraging Valencia’s diplomatic endeavors as she gets run through with her own sword
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September 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Aadhya encouraging Valencia’s diplomatic endeavors as she gets run through with her own sword
Guinevere: how would it even work for us to go back to Avalon? because like we’re actually criminals
Guinevere: and also my ex is there and that’s sooooo awkward
Valencia: wellllll can I interest you in some prophecy-flavored tea?
Guinevere: and also my ex is there and that’s sooooo awkward
Valencia: wellllll can I interest you in some prophecy-flavored tea?
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September 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Guinevere: how would it even work for us to go back to Avalon? because like we’re actually criminals
Guinevere: and also my ex is there and that’s sooooo awkward
Valencia: wellllll can I interest you in some prophecy-flavored tea?
Guinevere: and also my ex is there and that’s sooooo awkward
Valencia: wellllll can I interest you in some prophecy-flavored tea?
“You don’t need magic if you’re God’s favorite.” - Galahad, probably
September 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“You don’t need magic if you’re God’s favorite.” - Galahad, probably
Cherie I see what you’re doing with all this “do the right thing” and “is that what you want?” and “are you listening to yourself right now Valencia?”
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September 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Cherie I see what you’re doing with all this “do the right thing” and “is that what you want?” and “are you listening to yourself right now Valencia?”
Elsewhere, Tyriq is just
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September 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Elsewhere, Tyriq is just
Now Valencia has to have a Very Uncomfortable Conversation instead of getting to watch Lancelot’s hot bod swordfight with her bestie ☹️
September 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Now Valencia has to have a Very Uncomfortable Conversation instead of getting to watch Lancelot’s hot bod swordfight with her bestie ☹️
Valencia
girl
respectfully
girl
respectfully
September 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Valencia
girl
respectfully
girl
respectfully
Destiny: you take 2 fatigue
Valencia: whew, I was worried I was going to like, speak snake or something
Islande:
Valencia: whew, I was worried I was going to like, speak snake or something
Islande:
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September 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Destiny: you take 2 fatigue
Valencia: whew, I was worried I was going to like, speak snake or something
Islande:
Valencia: whew, I was worried I was going to like, speak snake or something
Islande:
These snakes better heed my body language
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September 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
These snakes better heed my body language